What are some punchable offenses that people commit everyday?

You know the asshole who enters a public restroom, and bypasses ALL the urinals, just to go to one of the only stalls in there, and pisses all over the f*cking seat? (Not "splashback;" actual bad aim; seat soaked in piss, toilet unflushed.) Yeah, he gets FIVE punches for that bullsh*t! Hard to believe grown adults like this exist.

Second nominee is the asshole who plays loud sh*tty rap music (or any music, really) on public transportation. No earphones; full volume; no f*cks given to anyone else. Just a full-body right hook; no questions asked. You deserve it.
What are some punchable offenses that people commit everyday?
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