What would you do if this girl started throwing hands at you?

Yoda

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Yoda

+1 y

She is a little girl. As of this point just restrain her will be enough.
When she is older if she keeps this up and stands of my weight category it would probably be very hard for me to beat her since she is champion material and I just do muay thai for the sport, I don't compete. Still I am a decent fighter so if she is a lot shorter and light then me even when she is grown up it will be hard for her to take me down.

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Bananaman177
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Initiate clinch, try to work for a body-lock and suplex her.

If she hooks my leg to prevent the suplex, I'll just trip her and land in side-control, blast her ribs with knees and take mount at my leisure, finish her off with ground and pound.

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- Creepazoid
  
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  Lol sounds like you got ground game but still wrong answer
- Bananaman177
  
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  I disagree.
  
  I'm sure she might get in a hit or two or three but the range on her punches is too short for me to not be able to get to the clinch, and basically, at that point, the fight is over. It's only a matter of how much punishment she wants to take before surrendering or losing consciousness.
- Creepazoid
  
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  Lol she's a little girl, right answer is to just restrain her or leave the situation
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- Bananaman177
  
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  She's not a little girl if she comes up and attacks me.
  
  At that point she becomes a worthy foe and I would treat her as such. Regardless of whatever form or shape she takes.
  
  I mean, I'll TRY not to straight-up kill her, you know, but that all depends on her, not me. If she hurries me or puts me in a corner, I'll have no choice in the matter, my reflexes will take over and at that point, catastrophic injury or death is a very real possibility. It'll all be over before my conscious mind is able to make any decision about it.
- Creepazoid
  
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  I hear you, just keep in mind in this hypothetical scenario her real age is 9. I mean in the world yup I'd think similar for kids, 14 and up, sometimes they need to be put in their place but we both need to remember were both adults and if a 9 year old like that came up to one of us and we make a wrong move then we'd have enemies everywhere.
- Creepazoid
  
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  In the real world*
- Bananaman177
  
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  Well there's a really easy way for her to be totally 100% safe from me, all she has to do is not attack me in the first place.
  
  And in the real world, little girls tend to NOT attack me which is why I've never had to smash one as of yet.
- Creepazoid
  
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  Lol that's why it's a hypothetical. But I appreciate the entertaining answers

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DizzyDesii | 110 opinions shared on Sports topic.
Master

+1 y

She freakin nuts lmao. I’d probably hit the ground from getting knocked out 😂 but she may wanna run when i get back up. Just cause u caught me offguard once doesn't mean its gonna happen again

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arabgoddess
Yoda

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Try to tackle her down so she doesn't keep doing it

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- supercutebutt
  
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  Right? There was a girl like this who went to my middle school who used to occasionally surprise an older boy from the high school with a flurry of punches as he was walking home. I asked her why she was doing this and she just smiled and said it was fun. Maybe it was her way of flirting? I don't know. But one day she picked the wrong boy. That kid tackled her to the ground, restrained her, pulled down her leggings, and inserted his stiffened tool, filling her young sniz with her very first batch of creamy love nectar. So if she was flirting, her plan totally worked. If not, she got an unwelcome surprise. lol. :)

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englisc
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+1 y

I'd be like:https://www.youtube.com/embed/jpxL8E6AREU

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- Creepazoid
  
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  Hahaha go full on supersayan
Sonorous
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I would, In the manliest way possible, run away. having dignity was fun while it lasted bOis.

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- Creepazoid
  
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  Lol there's no shame from running from a fight where your outmatched - depending on reason of fight too of course. Running away would be one of the best solutions with this little girl. If you take her on and lose you just got your ass handed by a little girl, if you take her out you just beat up a little girl. Lol there is no winning
- Sonorous
  
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  xD I'd probably get beat up because I'm so cardiovascularly out of shape. And that's all she trains for! :') but I'll take a few black eyes and some social ridicule over dying from a heart attack trying to escape that cyborg
- Creepazoid
  
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  Lmao
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- LexyIsSexy23
  
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  There really is shame.
  I'd rather get my ass kicked then run
- LexyIsSexy23
  
  +1 y
  Retreat don't surrender
- Creepazoid
  
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  Lol it's a a little girl lexy. You should be trying to avoid a fight with her if possible
- LexyIsSexy23
  
  +1 y
  I would till she started trying
GoodGuyBreakingBad | 140 opinions shared on Sports topic.
Master

+1 y

Yes , i would move out of her way , if she can take that tree down
i imagine she can take a human being out?

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- Creepazoid
  
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  Lol are you asking me or giving an opinion?
Iron_Man | 984 opinions shared on Sports topic.
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She has a future in boxing if she keeps it up. If she came at me hard and hit me in the nuts on purpose. I would give her a jab on the nose to teach her a lesson to make sure she doesn't do it again when sparring

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pigoat | 77 opinions shared on Sports topic.
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+1 y

Restain her obviously

She's still a little girl

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- Creepazoid
  
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  Best answer so far
Phoenix98 | 78 opinions shared on Sports topic.
Master

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Put her in a lock and retrain her till she calms down. As I'm not about to hurt a little girl /= even one who can punch down.. tree's.

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Anonymous

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she's cool. but i'm really just here to watch all the guys try to brag themselves up about how they could beat a little girl in a fight!

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- Creepazoid
  
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  Lmao
- Bananaman177
  
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  I could beat up 10 little girls at once.
- Opinion Owner
  
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  @Bananaman177 u got skillz
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- Bananaman177
  
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  They should all drown in lakes of blood.
Kiran_Yagami
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If she's a little girl then she doesn't have the mass required to present a real threat. There's no substitute for size and weight.

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Caunsos
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Beating up a rotten tree with gloves on is not that impressive of a feat.

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- Creepazoid
  
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  https://youtu.be/Q1BpdsA5wcI
- Caunsos
  
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  A hollow door a few millimeters thick is also not that impressive.
- Creepazoid
  
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  So I'm guessing you skipped pass the tree which wasn't rotten and was bare hands lol I worries I'm sure that's a feat you can easily do yourself. I'm sure there's nothing impressive about it
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- Creepazoid
  
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  No worries * not I worries
- Bananaman177
  
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  Fucking try it sometime, bro.
Nightflight95
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+1 y

She's impressive skilled and would be a good sparring partner to older opponents.

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supercutebutt
Yoda

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She should be wearing a dust mask. I could knock a dead tree down with one kick when I was smaller than her and there was minimal mess.

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Anonymous

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I'd be like this, then get us both a beer.https://www.youtube.com/embed/qSX0PCQXiO4

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SydneySentinel
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Make like a tree and leave...

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- LexyIsSexy23
  
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  Dork
- SydneySentinel
  
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  Are you surprised 😝
- LexyIsSexy23
  
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  Not at all
Anonymous

+1 y

Might have to take that @$$ whoopin' like a man! LMAO!!!

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Curabyron
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I would run like a little bitch

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DWornock
Yoda

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I don't believe the tree thing.

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BeMuse | 127 opinions shared on Sports topic.
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+1 y

Pick her up and chuck her...

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- Creepazoid
  
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  Lol that's if you can even get your hands on her
- BeMuse
  
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  It would be easy.
- Creepazoid
  
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  Lol sure.
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- BeMuse
  
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  I guess you just lack confidence. When someone is coming at you to put their hands on you it is very easy to grab them, thus why boxers always end up in the clinch… I on the other hand was at one point a state champion wrestler at 220 LB. Grabbing a little girl and throwing her would be like tying my shoes but with a little guilt in the back of my head...
- Creepazoid
  
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  Lol I am a boxer. Boxers know how to keep distance, wed just side step and throw a new set of combos or simply step out to keep more distance and come back in.
- Creepazoid
  
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  by the way all my wrestler friends say the same thing until they start getting tagged with ups and hooks while they try to shoot.
- BeMuse
  
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  Yeah keep telling yourself that. I have probably 2 to 3 feet of reach on a little girl. You’re not thinking logical at all...
- Creepazoid
  
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  Lol to bad we can't put that to test. I'd love to see you try to catch her
- BeMuse
  
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  It’s always funny how people from every fighting style except wrestling think a wrestler will shoot… You guys really have no concept of wrestling.
- Creepazoid
  
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  Lol cause that's what you guys do
- BeMuse
  
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  Like I said you have no understanding of wrestling at all. You’ve probably fought against people that went to one or two wrestling classes or did some sort of mixed martial arts were they teach to shoot to a double leg or whatever. People like me that became a state champion rarely if ever shoot.
KaidenM
Xper 2

+1 y

Restrain her before she can murder me via punch

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Anonymous

+1 y

kick her in the face.

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LexyIsSexy23
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That poor child

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