A random guy/girl licks your door bell for nearly three hours straight. What do you do?

HAHA i saw this on the news... what would you do if that happened to you?
A random guy/girl licks your door bell for nearly three hours straight. What do you do?
https://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2019/01/10/man-who-licked-doorbell-for-three-hours-wanted-by-police/

I would install a taser in the doorbell and zap the crap out of the person

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  • How does the world have people like this? What in the world?

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  • I only saw the question and I was thinking of electrifying the doorbell! Great minds!

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Most Helpful Girls

  • Well I certainly wouldn't sit there for three hours without saying something.

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  • Ahhh this explains the “lick the doorbell challenge “ my local radio station was holding yesterday.

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    • lol there’s a “lick the doorbell” challenge?

    • Well my local radio station was issuing the challenge to people.

      They also had one specifically for women called the “lick the doorknob challenge “

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What Guys Said 25

  • I would ask if he was stupid

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  • I would grab my laptop and turn on a porn video so he would hear moaning and all the other sex sounds. And watch his reactions. Maybe he would stick his d*ck into the keyhole.

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  • well, after the initial reaction... like this...
    A random guy/girl licks your door bell for nearly three hours straight. What do you do?

    I guess, Id use the footage and contact pornhub and see if I can enter the vid into the bizarre section and hope somewhere out there, people aren't just crazy enough to lick doorbells, but they're crazy enough to watch and like others getting it on with doorbells and CASH IN, savvy mooky😏🤩?

    A random guy/girl licks your door bell for nearly three hours straight. What do you do?

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  • I'd open it up and say come on in. I have not had any sort of attention like that from a girl in a while. I'd clean her tongue but then I would make sure she was in her right mind. I'd probably put her into a safe place and see where her mind was at. If she was just hungry for passion I'd give in a little but if she was clearly out of it, I would call the cops and give her something to drink

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  • I saw this on reddit yesterday but to answer your question.
    We have 3 guns, but only the M1911 has Ammo. So I would probably grab that

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  • Put some nasty tasting substance on there. Like pine sap

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  • I'm not gonna get involved in their loving relationship.

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  • I would ask them what were they smoking and to give some to me.

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  • Three hours i would want to get to know them! That is some intense oral skills!

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  • Didn’t watch the video, but I have to imagine it was due to the influence of drugs or alcohol.

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  • I wonder what they're gonna charge him with, I don't think the law covers licking doorbells 🤔😂

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  • After trying to decide if what I am seeing is really happening or not. I would probably just tell him that door bell is spoken for and ask him to leave.

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  • Probably LSD or mushrooms... perfect example how "dangerous" drugs can be

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  • so long as he ain't coming for my Chinese fried rice were cool

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  • I would have my fiancée deal with it

    She’s the tougher one, I am a wuss 😂😂

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  • That’s hot

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  • "Cocaine is one hella of a drug"

    Rick James.

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  • Call the sheriff's office...

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  • I'd give him a stack of envelopes

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  • give them some ice cream

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  • Call the cops

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  • ok that is weird and groos

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  • Call the psych hospital

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  • Curb stomp them.

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  • Have him lick my balls for 3hrs straight

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What Girls Said 6

  • I wrote a story that is rwminiscant of this for school a few years back..

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  • I'd call the cops to come and deal with this man.. What is he on?

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  • Call the cops also he jacked off into there plants🤢

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  • Lmao that's freaking weird! I'd call the police

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  • Something is definitely mentally wrong with them so need help. Not a taser.

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  • Offer him lollipop!

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