Lockdown officially extended to AT LEAST the summer of 2023, and social distancing measures will last FOREVER. Are y'all up for it?

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According to The New York Times, we will NEVER go out, have sex or socialize ever again. But we'd spend the next 3 years (maybe more) under house arrest. And anybody who steps outside their front door would have to spend their entire savings account to pay the fine.

That also means we'd spend at least the next 3 Christmases eating leftovers and without seeing family or giving gifts.

But hey, we can all sit back in our homes and have a FUCKING Corona! 🍻👍
Lockdown officially extended to AT LEAST the summer of 2023, and social distancing measures will last FOREVER. Are y'all up for it?
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