salsa_shark

From: United States

"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck."


- Mitch Hedberg.


"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."


- George Carlin


"Don't go to jail for one spliff."


- El Hefe.
2 QuestionsAsked
0 myTakesShared
213 OpinionsAdded

Badges

Sign up or log in to view more details.

Xper Points 1,304
Loading...