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"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck."

- Mitch Hedberg.

"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

- George Carlin

"Don't go to jail for one spliff."

- El Hefe.
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