they won't see it but whatever
i tell him :
"Hello baby! I'm a weird teenager called Nadzi and I have some real issues... I can't live without chocolate and cheese. If you want me , prepare your bud and fill that fridge! I'm nice, sometimes cute, sometimes brutally honest, but if you piss me off, I just flip my bitch switch and 'zero fucks given' mode, which you won't want to try. I want you to be jacked otherwise I'll send you to the gym 24.12875835738/24. Your ass better be mature and not a basement dweller fuck aight? Lovie Lovie Nadzi <3 "
we are all "waiting for that special person"
Most Helpful Guy
Girl, I hope you are good with weapons. Because soon we will make a top secret private army and earn a fortune. We will plunder the politicians, get our own island and underwater base in the Pacific and even keep nukes ready. But no one will ever know of us and when the time comes we will make our own country. So be ready when I com for ya.
Most Helpful Girl
"Hi, fellow hoe. Yes, it's me - the creep who never actually spoke to you but rather plugged my earphones in and didn't give a fuck. Though I did. Yes, there were many lessons when I just kept looking at you and trying to get to know you from your actions. I know I am a goddamn loser, nerd and a. weirdo but I really like you, so... uhm please don't block me irl thanks" *runs away*