Any dirty/funny/rude valentines sayings for my boyfriend?

It may sound cheesy but I'm making him a heart shaped cake for valentines. I'm basically broke and this is the best I can do at the moment, plus he has a major sweet tooth and can devour any chocolate cake. I don't want it to be completely soppy. I'd prefer to write something on the cake that's funny/dirty. The only thing I can think of is "you're my favourite thing to do". Any other suggestions please.


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