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Well, since the first one got such a good response, (then again, I wouldn't say me being yelled at for getting some things wrong a good response) you can check it out here if you haven't already >> https://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a10141-boobs-whether-they-re-big-small-saggy-or-perky-we-love-to-hate
To read about the advantages/disadvantages of big and small boobs, click the link above.
Now to tell you all about the good and the bad about saggy and perky boobs. Again, I am a D cup and I sag. I should have mentioned in the last take that I do have to look a few of the advantages and disadvantages up, because I don't know them all because either I don't have that type of boob or I just haven't experienced all that somebody else would have.
But anyway, you're not here to listen to me ramble on. On with the show!
DISCLAIMER!
Because I have to put this here to save myself getting yelled at again. I am not an expert. You could even say I know shit about what I'm talking about. I do not mean to say saggy is better than perky or vice versa. I do not mean to make fun of anyone who is saggy or perky, if it looks like I am, then just remember I am the kind of person who makes light of next to everything and never understands why you get upset when I do.
The purpose of these two takes is to let everyone knwo that there are pros and cons to all boobs. Yours aren't all bad, and your friends aren't all good.
If I can not be yelled at this time. I will be happy. Enjoy.
Disadvantages to sagginess.
- The fact that the only drawn pictures with any kind of funny thing on it about sagginess depicted old women. Us young 'uns can have saggy tits too ya know!
- Boob sweat. You can have big boobs and not get this. You can't have saggy boobs and not.
- People that make you take 'the pen test' then tease you forever more when it's proven true.
- Imagine running with a long necklace around your neck that swings and flies with every step. Now imagine that necklace is attached to your chest and pulls on your skin with every step. Imagine that it hurts. A lot.
- For some reason, the saggier tits have larger nipples. This is a disadvantage because the larger the nipple the less pleasure it receives.
- The weight.
- Trying to put the bra on and finding that everytime your boobs are sticking out under the bra.
- Lie on back, boobs disappear.
- I don't have any kids. No, saggy boobs does not always mean she's had kids.
- Without a bra, almost every step is agony. Don't even get me started on stairs. They're even worse when you're saggy and not just big breasted.
(Alright seriously. Why is this so hard to find a good picture? It shouldn't be this hard.)(And SpongeBob is boobies. Because that really is a thing.)
Advantages to sagginess.
- Apparantly having saggy boobs gives you a better chance of NOT getting breast cancer. Go figure eh?
- Saggy boobs tend to point down, making it easier to feed the baby.
- The pen test is also an advantage. Just one more place to store pens eh? No? Okay...
- When you lie on your back your boobs disappear. Yes this an advantage too. Especially when you have animals that use your chest as a bed. (Kittens with claws. Your boobs disappear so they have less sensitive tissue to claw. Thank god.)
- The thing with having big boobs that sag... it's easier to lie on your stomach with big saggy boobs than big perky boobs.
- For some reason if your boobs are small but saggy, it's easier to make them look bigger than if they're small and perky.
- Guys/women seem to have a thing about 'lifting' boobs. It must be more fun to do that with a boob that isn't already 'lifted' right?
- 'Make sure I don't trip over my boobs' jokes. Well... I like cracking them anyway...
- I had a tendency to get away with the sore boobs excuse for getting out of P.E more often than my perky friend.
- Easier to change your chest shape with saggy boobs. Sports bras can make you look flat, while t-shirt bras can make you look fuller.
(Holy flipping mother of god. How hard is it to find a god damn picture!? And it's not even a good one!) (Plus the lists for perky boobs is going to be pathetic. Mine aren't perky so personal experience doesn't help here, and there are no sites that will tell me the disadvantages. Because perky boobs being a bad thing isn't a thing apparently.)
Disadvantages to the perkiness!
- Every picture I could find of 'perky' boobs were either near on pornographic, or just completely disproportionate and shit.
- Older people can have perky boobs too. It's not just the young ones. Why do I sense a pattern here?
- That belief that all guys love perky boobs. Um, they don't? That's just one of many many stereotypes.
- Yeah, perky boobs point up. Typically anyway. That means whenever you look down, you get an eye full of nipple. Nipples are like dicks (in my opinion) you like them, but they're just not all that pretty. (no this doesn't apply to all perky boobs for those who're going to nit pick. Just some)
- Attention. Like big boobs, perky boobs attract attention. This can be a disadvantage if you don't want the attention. Eyes. Up.
- That thing about only small boobs being perky. Not true. It might be most of the time, thanks to gravity and all, but not always.
- Even if your boobs are small, if they're perky, lying on your belly probably won't be a good time.
- Can't store pens under there. Or would you consider that an advantage? Or just not a thing at all? Maybe I'm just strange...
- Not so easy to feed the baby as saggy tits. It's possible. It's doable. Just not as easy.
- I wanna be flat today. Don't want the attention. *puts on sports bra*. Dammit. Still perky.
(I have decided that this chick is the only chick with perky boobs on google who is not naked, or innapropriate. So fuck it. She's the perky mascot. Woo! She's also one of my favourite disney characters.)
Advantages to the perkiness!
- I guess boobs not disappearing the moment you lie on your back can be a good thing. I mean, I made boob pillows an advantage in the last take, so why not?
- Yes, I made this a disadvantage. But it's an advantage too. Attention! If you want the guys and/or gals to look, be proud of your puppies! Show them off!
- That stereotype about young people and the perkiness? Yeah. Let's take advantage of that. Perkiness=looking younger (somehow)
- Less back pain. If you're a small perky that is. Yes I'm recycling points here. But I'm struggling. Give me a break.
- No lift bras! You already have lift, so there's no need to emphasise!
- Don't quote me on this. But perky boobs tend to have smaller nips yeah? Well, the smaller the nipple the more pleasure you get. Yay!
- Don't like someone? Poke their eye out with your pokiness!
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- ***Insert your own here ^^. I freakin give up. I've resorted to silliness, which is the sign of no more Bailey!
Woo! This is what tiredness does to a person, people! You start writing nonsense on your boob takes!
Why is it easier to find advantages for saggy boobs than perky boobs? Is it just cause I'm saggy? People seem to prefer perky boobs so why are there less advantages?
I'm going to go now. Before I ruin myself with this. I hope you all enjoy. I hope you all learn something.
That there is a freaking awesome site for proving that everyone's boobs are normal. Even guy boobs. Guy boobs are a thing. And as big as an A or B cup on the average apparently.
Have an awesome life everyone! And if it isn't awesome, eat some chocolate or your equivalent if you don't like chocolate and pretend it is! If that doesn't work, make your life awesome and don't take no for an answer. Because stuff that.
And stuff this, I talk too much. G'day, G'night, bah bye.
(P.s I really do talk too much, but as a last note. I am almost, almost, sick of looking at boobs thanks to looking for good pics for this damn take. Almost. You people better be freaking glad I'm an arse girl as well as a boob girl, so I do have something to fall back on. Be glad. Be very glad. ಠ-ಠ)(oh my god I made a face.)
All boobs are normal. Peace out.
Also I found this randomly. And spat my spit from laughing too hard.
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