Guys, Buzz feed recently had an article about 23 questions women have for men about boners, and I was hoping the guys of GAG could answer them?

Please copy and paste the questions down with your answers 1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? 2. Does it always grow to the same size? 3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? 4. Does it always point towards the same direction? 5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? 6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock? 7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? 8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? 9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? 10. Which type of boner is best? 11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? 12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? 13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? 14. What's your favorite word for boner? 15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? 16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? 17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? 18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? 19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? 20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? 21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? 22. Does cold water make your boner go away? 23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it?
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  • 1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? Depends on how hard its tucked and in which direction. Hurts more with jeans than with sweat pants
    2. Does it always grow to the same size? Yes, when complete.
    3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? Its either impossible or very difficult.
    4. Does it always point towards the same direction? More or less, but with time it can change direction due to constant stimulation in a certain direction.
    5. Do guys talk to each other about boners?
    No, awkward conversations.
    6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock?
    With no movement. no. With movement it would, but you risk bleeding in the tip of the urethra due to dryness.
    7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner?
    Yes.
    8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner?
    Yes, that's why it gets tucked.
    9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner?
    hehe...
    10. Which type of boner is best?
    Uwot?
    11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? Wot?
    12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish?
    It takes a while to her back up and running.
    13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? No.
    14. What's your favorite word for boner? boner?
    15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? With.
    16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? I think its possible..
    17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? With.. but the pain is felt in the lower abdomen area.
    18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? No, but refer back to question 1
    19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? Cannot answer
    20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? They do help.
    21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner?
    No, not unless there was sufficient stimulation and blue balls sets in.
    22. Does cold water make your boner go away? Yes.
    23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it?
    No. unless asleep

  • 1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? Is this a typo? It can hurt to tuck one if things are cramped.
    2. Does it always grow to the same size? Mostly
    3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? Not usually. There's a valve to stop that that closes it off for orgasm.
    4. Does it always point towards the same direction? No. We can wag it or point with it.
    5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? Rarely. Not many guys talk about sex that way.
    6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock? No. I am a 10% bareback guy but I'm careful.
    7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? Just the opposite. You can slap it. The balls however, stay sensitive, maybe more so.
    8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? Not any more. but I'm older.
    9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? Fantasy tole play.
    10. Which type of boner is best? I didn't know there were types.
    11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? See # 10
    12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? Sure. The time varies. It's call the refractory period.. It's measured in minutes to hours.
    13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? Not necessarily. Sometimes she just wants it as a sort of security blanket.
    14. What's your favorite word for boner? Cock
    15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? With
    16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? No but you can injure it hitting it wrong. It's rare.
    17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? No idea. I don't let no sum bitch kick me, period.
    18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? Silk tends to enhance it coming pn.
    19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? N/A
    20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? Depends on the package.
    21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? Only emotionally. It's physically uncomfortable.

    • 22. Does cold water make your boner go away? Not necessarily. Ice can make it harder sometimes. 23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it? Nope. It's pretty compelling. 24. What do you name it? George

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  • 1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? No, not really. Can be a bit uncomfortable though.
    2. Does it always grow to the same size? Size, yes, generally. Not always fully stiff though.
    3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? Yes.
    4. Does it always point towards the same direction? Yes.
    5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? Some may. I haven't.
    6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock? Not particularly.
    7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? Yes.
    8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? If it shows up when it shouldn't, then yes.
    9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? Orgasm.
    10. Which type of boner is best? The one caused by a partner that's good to go.
    11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? The one that shows up when you don't want it to.
    12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? It's the same as before finishing, once the refractory period is over.
    13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? No. The average man reportedly has 11 erections a day, usually without any sexual stimulus.
    14. What's your favorite word for boner? Don't have one.
    15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? With.
    16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? Yes, it is possible.
    17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? Neither, it hurts more getting kicked in the balls.
    18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? Yes.
    19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? Wouldn't know.
    20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? They can help, but not 100%.
    21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? No. But it can hurt if you get turned on enough.
    22. Does cold water make your boner go away? Yes.
    23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it? No.

    • You can pee with full-on wood?

    • I can, actually. It triggers a refractory period though. Which can actually be a handy way of getting rid of an erection I don't want quickly and effectively.

  • Does it always grow to the same size? - not always, but usually it is around the same size.
    3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? - No it is impossible
    7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? - usually
    8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? many guys do, because, in most pants, it is obvious.
    9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? have an orgasm
    12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? this is more age related. Younger man, in good shape, can recuperate after 10-15 minutes. I was an athlete when I was in college, so it was not unusual to have 6-7 orgasms an afternoon with my girlfriend. By my late 40's I needed around an hour to recuperate. It is different with different men,.
    15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? With

    • 6 or 7 orgasms? That is very hard to believe.

  • 1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners?  It depends on how it's done.
    2. Does it always grow to the same size? Yes when full erection.
    3. Can you pee when you're completely hard?  Nope it can't
    4. Does it always point towards the same direction? Yes ma'am
    5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? No
    6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock? Yeah not too bad
    7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? Yes!!
    8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? In public yeah I do
    9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? Think of something hideous
    10. Which type of boner is best? Full on
    11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? Full erection in public. It's humiliating.
    12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? Depends on arousal
    13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? Depends on arousal.
    14. What's your favorite word for boner? Wood or stick.
    15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? Both
    16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? Yes it's more easier to break (hurts just thinking about it).
    17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? Both hurt the same to me.
    18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? Yes. Certain ones make it easier.
    19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid?
    20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? No help
    21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? No it feels the same.
    22. Does cold water make your boner go away? Yes but it depends on the boner.
    23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it? When your awake you always know.

  • 1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? Not always
    2. Does it always grow to the same size? Depends on how aroused I get
    3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? Yes but insanely hard to pull off
    4. Does it always point towards the same direction? Yes
    5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? I don't
    6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock? Never tried it
    7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? Yes
    8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? Not at all
    9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? do calculus in my head, or rub it out.
    10. Which type of boner is best? every kind
    11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? The one when you're at a doctor who happens to be female...
    12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? requires a couple minutes unless I'm really aroused.
    13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? Depends on the situation I get one in...
    14. What's your favorite word for boner? just boner
    15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? obviously with
    16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? ... I don't wish to know
    17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? without definitely without!
    18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? yes
    19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? Can't answer this since I am.
    20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? not really
    21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? no
    22. Does cold water make your boner go away? not at all, but if before i get one then it will prevent it
    23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it? no, I can tell if I have one

  • I'll give definitive answers:
    2. No 4. yes 7. yes 8. if I have one in public yes I don't want people to see it 9. a swift kick to the balls or dipping it in a bucket of ice water 13. no I'm not gonna have an orgasm in public. 15. usually with boner (I know women were hoping those inches were just the flaccid ones, sorry) 16. Yes it's called penile fracture (actual medical term for it) 19. I don't prefer either one 22. Yes 23. Sometimes

  • 1. Occasionally, depends how turned on you are.
    2. No. Again, depends on how turned on you are. Also, stress level.
    3. Yeah, it's a little tougher though.
    4. For the most part. That has more to do with tendon alignment and shape.
    5. No. That's not really "guy talk". People brag but no one cares.
    6. Never tried it. Seemed stupid.
    7. Not really. Same as normal but there's more of it to feel now.
    8. No. If you're in a classroom or an office and get one you just dont stand up till it goes away.
    9. Dead puppies, seeing my grandmother naked, the end of HIMYM
    10. What the fuck kind of question is that?
    11. Morning "I have to piss" boners.
    12. Still aroused. On occasion I've been able to go twice without stopping, sometimes it just happens. And there's a "refractory period" right after when it's still hard for a little while after.
    13. No. More often than not you ignore them.
    14. Erect. It's the least attractive way to say boner.
    15. With. No one really cares about flaccid size when it comes to dicks.
    16. It's physically possible. But no one I know has.
    17. I've never been kicked in the dick while I had an erection. I imagine it would hurt more though.
    18. If underwear is really soft and you start getting a boner, it makes it worse.
    19. Circumcised.
    20. Never wore them. Men have penises, who cares. There should be a bulge. If there isn't one then that's just too bad for that guy.
    21. If you were planning to and didn't, yes.
    22. It can.
    23. Yeah. They just kind of happen sometimes. "Oh look the sky is blue" boners I call them.

    Why are there that many questions about boners?

    • Without the questions, I have no idea to what your answers belong to.

    • That comment is at 1600 words. With questions it is far past the 2000 character limit.

  • 1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? You mean pull downward? Yes, if too far.
    2. Does it always grow to the same size? Mostly, but it gets really hard and fat when incredibly aroused.
    3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? No, the more it calms down the easier it is to go.
    4. Does it always point towards the same direction? Yes, straight up! But when soft, it must sit up and to the right all the time to be comfortable.
    5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? As teens, yes. Now, no.
    6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock? Tried it as a teen when sex drive was highest, not since.
    7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? It's only sensitive when hard.
    8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? In high school w/ sweat pants on, yes. Occasionally, if it's big enough.
    9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? Jump in cold water, think of sex with my Dad or a dog.
    10. Which type of boner is best? The hardest one w/ veins sticking out!
    11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? While riding in a car, and b/c of the vibrations it won't go away.
    12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? It is not, not immediately anyway.
    13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? No. Even during sex, I only finish half the time, if that.
    14. What's your favorite word for boner? Wood!
    15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? Always with boner. And exaggerated on top of that.
    16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? No, it's mostly blood, but it would feel like a broken bone, or worse.
    17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? Not sure there would be much of a difference.
    18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? As a teen, softer ones gave me more wood. Not so much anymore
    19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? I am cut.

    • 20) Do compression shorts hide your boner? No, because it points upward and bulges out. HOPE THIS HELPS!!

    • 21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? No, but can get uncomfortable after awhile, and in younger guys, after so many hours, hurt. 22. Does cold water make your boner go away? Yes, unless there is direct stimulation. 23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it? No.

  • 1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? No.
    2. Does it always grow to the same size? No, the more aroused, the bigger (but there's a limit obviously)
    3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? (when 100% hard it's impossible, but if it's erect you can, it's very tough though.
    4. Does it always point towards the same direction? Yes.
    5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? No.
    6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock? Never tried it.
    7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? More sensitive than when flaccid yeah, but not extra sensitive, this only happens after orgasm.
    8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? Not anymore. When I was a virgin I did.
    9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? Something cold on it, or seeing a disturbing image.
    10. Which type of boner is best? The one that's caused by sexual arousal.
    11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? When you're talking to someone face-to-face.
    12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? If the sexual arousal is very high, it stays hard. If not, give me 10 minutes.
    13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? No, most of the time boners appear when you can't finish off.
    14. What's your favorite word for boner? Boner.
    15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? With boner.
    16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? You can't literally break it, but you can get a penile fracture.
    17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? With boner, but it has never happened.

    • 18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? Yeah, when I wear sweatpants without underwear I get boners more often. 19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? Hard, because it's longer, thicker and it's when it's most useful, it has nothing to do with my foreskin. 20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? I've never used those. 21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? No. 22. Does cold water make your boner go away? Yeah. 23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it? Sometimes, except for when I'm not wearing underwear and I'm wearing loose pants.

  • 1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? No.
    2. Does it always grow to the same size? It's based on arousal, full length is usually for sexual scenarios.
    3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? Easy to pee, hard to aim.
    4. Does it always point towards the same direction? Yes.
    5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? No.
    6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock? Never tried it.
    7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? It's more sensitive but nowhere near the same as after an orgasm.
    8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? No.
    9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? Walking it off.
    10. Which type of boner is best? The one based ons sexual arousal.
    11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? In public when there is a chance of display.
    12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? I just need time, around 5mins
    13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? No, majority go away on their own.
    14. What's your favorite word for boner? Boner.
    15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? With erection.
    16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? Well there's no bone to break, more of a fracture.
    17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? With one.
    18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? Haven't experimented.
    19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? Hard.
    20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? In a way, it's stuck to your body.
    21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? If it was sexually aroused, maybe.
    22. Does cold water make your boner go away? Never tried.
    23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it? Only if I'm asleep.

  • Oh my... hang on...

    • 1. Not unless I get it in there wrong. 2. Yes. 3. Hell no. 4. When it is %100 hard, yes. 5. Not much. 6. Hm... Ill let you know... 7. Yes. 8. No. I love it. Always. 9. Get the girl or sex or the situation out of my head. 10. Which type of boner is best? <- Um... what? 11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? <- Um... type? 12. Keep pleasuring my lover. Keep going. 13. No. I like to make her cum. Me finishing is not always necessary. 14. Cock. 15. Probably with. 16. Yes. You can "tear" it. I have not had this happen but Ouch. 17. Probably without. 18. Sure. 19. I'm circumcised but I like it all ways. Love when its hard. 20. Not mine. 21. It can. Too hard. Too much blood makes it throb. 22. It can. Unless Im in the cold water and fooling around. 23. Hell no.

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