My girlfriend keeps referring to my testicles as fruity pebbles?

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So I have a 2.3 inch penis. This is how I met my girlfriend.
 
I’m very insecure about it and this is why I became a bodybuilder... to overcompensate. It's actually considered to be a micropenis.(  )

The thing is the steroids have shrunk and my testicles. They have a very asymmetrical shape to them. My balls have almost become non-existent and just go straight up into my stomach. When I finally find them and pull them down my girlfriend calls them her fruity pebbles. She says they are cute but often makes fun of them. Last night I ended up crying when she left because I was so offended. She later sent me a text of this meme and started laughing.
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I thought I should go anon but I figured it's best to just be honest and let you all know who I really am.

... What should I do?

samhradh_leannan · Accepted Answer

Your girlfriend knew your penis size at the time when you got together, so one can only assume that she's basically okay with it. But she may not realize that it's a sensitive subject for you, or that it's something you are insecure about. Have you told her how you feel?

RJGraveyTrain · Accepted Answer

You troll like a 12 year old girl on CoD.

CrazyAK · Accepted Answer

Well you can't really do much. Just enjoy being ripped. Not everyone is blessed but like you said, you can compensate with other things like ur muscle. Good luck!

Karōshi · Accepted Answer

So your packet looks like a baby slug yammin on a coupla raisins? Hot Hot Hot!!!

_littlekitten13 · Answer

You should tell her how you feel about her talking that way about you, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't like it if you started basically insulting her.

And everyone on here who are ripping into him, leave it out. How immature can you be?

Mustachekitteh · Answer

lel XD

EllieLexis513 · Answer

I can't tell when you're being serious anymore.

teawrecks · Answer

Poor baby 😱

Ephemera1 · Answer

Everyone likes fruity pebbles fam

helloitsmethere · Answer

Trolling is your new hobby now, isn't it?

Puppylove94 · Answer

I thought you were a virgin? If a girl saw your p**** I'm sorry, but you're not a virgin anymore.

Summer_Bunny · Answer

Cry yourself to sleep Lol

Jan1ssary_ · Answer

Poor dawg...

adika63 · Answer

It’s Defined as 2.8 inches. If I’m.07 over that which is nothing really does mean I have one

MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah · Answer

lmao

Shawn58 · Answer

I told you to make sure she calls them balls lmao wtf happened.

Alex88F · Answer

dont think about it. make fun of her too, i bet she would change her r mind about teasing you like that she's being rude and disrespectful

TonyRyanAgain · Answer

Hahahaha... Haha... ... fruity pebbles, that's funny af..

brewersfan01 · Answer

it is what is it man, it sucks but its easier to live life once you can accept it and say fuck all.

MisterSir · Answer

it's okay OP... she likes the fact that you're tall, fit, good looking & attractive at least... and she loves your eyes and tattoo...

Anonymous · Answer

Don't you cheat on her with women off tinder?

Anonymous · Answer

Omg! That is the cutest name ever. If you want to private message me, I'll tell you what I call my Bf's

Anonymous · Answer

It happens to the best of us. Maybe she likes the fruity smell of your twig and berries.

Anonymous · Answer

If the sex is your problem , no penetration needed just scissor with her you're basically like a girl 😂😂

My girlfriend keeps referring to my testicles as fruity pebbles?

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