Things I Know About Guys So Far...

SweetHomicidalQueen Editor

Yes this will be very generalized, and of course I know it depends on the individual. But here is a list of things I've noticed about guys:

1. They like ass, titties and vagina A LOT,

2. Food is a great thing to give them if not some sort of sex.

3. Blankity

4. Blankity

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So, girls what do you know about the male species??

(Clearly this is a joke, but I will wait for the people who will come along and say how I'm so sexist or ignorant or a feminazi)

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Most Helpful Girl

Onepiecefan2000 Xper 7
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My friend of a friend's sister knows a guy that likes helping people, maybe he can help you (gotta warn you he is in his mid 20 I think)
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Most Helpful Guy

ConsultantIsBack Editor
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Yeah that sums us up! We're like chimpanzees that managed to evolve to be able to speak somehow!
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- SweetHomicidalQueen
  +1 y
  basically

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Rawrzz Yoda
+1 y
Yup. You pretty much got it. Not sure what 3-30 are supposed to be, but I think they're irrelevant.
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BiscuitesSwag Yoda
+1 y
You forgot sports and cars, how dare you? 😱
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YourFutureEx Master
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https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Time-To-Fap.jpg
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OlderAndWiser Editor
+1 y
Here's everything I know about women, after 61 years:

www.girlsaskguys.com/.../a11073-guaranteed-tricks-to-score-points-with-women-after-60-years-here-is
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NoahDT Xper 4
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Honestly, you're pretty much spot on. Personally, I'm not so fond of the whole "ass" thing, but hey, to each their own. Obviously, I know a good ass from a... not good ass? Is that what they call it? Because bad ass has a totally different meaning... but I digress. Tits, ass, pussy, food. You've got it, 9/10 guys will be drooling over you, especially younger guys. Pretty sad, actually.
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Tromba Yoda
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Seen from this direction I'd say the number one thing guys are concerned with isn't sex or food but status/respect/peer regard. This is linked to sex of course so it's hard to disentangle. This is best illustrated by the old joke:

What is a Cinderella 10?

A beautiful girl who at midnight turns into a pizza, a case of beer and three of your best friends.
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- redeyemindtricks
  +1 y
  I mean, wouldn't you rather have three of HER best friends? Especially just for a night ahahaha.
- Tromba
  +1 y
  @redeyemindtricks I think the joke assumes you are already used up in that regard.
- redeyemindtricks
  +1 y
  FINE, turn the case of beer into a blister-pack of Viagra 100's, with a couple mg's of cabergoline and a couple mg's of melanotan-2. Better? lol
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- Tromba
  +1 y
  @redeyemindtricks Weeeeell... maybe just this once.
LovelyComputerVirus Xper 6
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69) Sometimes they want to be the small spoon, but they would never admit it.
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- 26ukdude
  +1 y
  Yes!
- Nomad69
  +1 y
  Smart girl
Spiorad_Aisce Guru
+1 y
That is two more things you know more about guys than I know about girls.
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ThisDudeHere Master
+1 y
This old stereotype about guys being as simple as rocks stopped being funny back in 1850.
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- SweetHomicidalQueen
  +1 y
  that wasn't the joke
- ThisDudeHere
  +1 y
  How so? You mention like two things you know about 3.5 biologically similar creatures when there are dozens more things to know.
Chief16 Editor
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specialneedsparenting.net/.../you-wish.jpg
Funny how women listen to us when we tell them to make us a sandwich. Me like my low intelligence. Mwhahahahaha.
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Sexualchrist Guru
+1 y
You're sexist, ignorant and a feminazi. End of.
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- SweetHomicidalQueen
  +1 y
  Lol ikr
HeWhoPonders Xper 5
+1 y
Oh my god this is the most offensive shit I ever read in my life. Time to go back to my safe space.
*Walks to the nearest college campus*
Yay!
*Gets a swastika spray painted on my shirt, get's a "Men's Tears" mug chucked at me*
Damn.
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pervertedjester Editor
+1 y
We also like shinny things.
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aliceinwonderland69 Explorer
+1 y
I think you covered the basics.
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Phoenix98 Master
+1 y
Congratulations you've learned everything about us.

O wait we love our cars.
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Zorax Master
+1 y
Well, not all the guys are the same, some of us prefer pretty face, great legs, beautiful eyes and nice hair ;)
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Octavius Guru
+1 y
We're like you except with penises. Each of us is different. Some of us are incredibly simple to figure out. Others of us,

not so much...
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Nik1hil Master
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👏👏👏Congratulations!.. Its job well done...
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Redstang88 Master
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How to understand men in two easy steps-
-We have one thing on our mind at a time, it will likely be one of three things. More is unnecessary.
-These things are
Cars
FOOD
BOOOOOBBBSSSSS
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loveskittens Xper 6
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Pretty much.
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