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Inspired by @SketchForger’s satire take This take will be my first ever satire take and perhaps the only satire take you’ll see from me for a while so enjoy. Note: I’m writing this as a short guy and this take is not meant to be offensive, just humorous.
We’ve all heard the stereotype that women on average prefer taller men. Here is a quick explanation. Men and women look for different things in each other. Men are a lot more visual than women so all we need is a pretty face and or nice body and that’s good enough for us to find her attractive. Women however are far less visual on average so a handsome face and a nice body will not be enough to attract women because handsome faces and nice bodies don’t illicit the same response from women. Instead they are attracted to the optical illusion of protection given by “tall stature”.
Imagine if a law would be put in place that only allowed short people to date each other and tall people to date each other. While restricting short and tall people from dating each other unless they sign a waiver. However, we all know that won’t happen. Which is why all short guys who constantly get rejected should consider buying a sex bot instead. Here are benefits you’ll get from buying a sex bot.
1.) Sex bots don’t discriminate: Sex bots don’t care if you are short, tall, fat, skinny, ugly or good looking. They don’t care what your race is either. You will always be the best looking man she’s ever seen.
2.) Sex bots never age: A sex not will never age, she’ll always look the same and she’ll always like you even if you are 90 years old!
3.)They won’t cheat on you: Don’t worry, she will never leave you for a tall guy. She’ll always be there for you. Her loyalty to you is incomprehensible.
4.)she won’t accidentally get pregnant: Are you worried about her getting pregnant? Don’t be, even if you two have intercourse without a condom or contraceptives, her gut won’t grow and navel won’t bulge.
5.)But what if you want offspring? Well, you can always hire a surrogate or inseminate a artificial womb in the near future.
6.)Doesn’t require food: Don’t worry about buying food for your significant other because she will not need any. A very neat way of saving money when going to the store don’t you think?
7.) she’ll have the same sexual interests as you: Don’t worry about her kinks and fetishes, they’ll be the same as yours guaranteed. Are you into playing with navels? That’s fine she’ll also be into that. Amazing isn’t it?
8.)Doesn’t require fitness: Don’t worry about her health, she won’t need any sort of exercise. She has the remarkable ability of staying in her Olympic physical condone even when being a couch a potato. You can always pretend that she exercises though
9.) You can select how she looks: Do you want her curvy, slim, toned, heavy or muscular? You decide. You can also choose her hair color, facial shape and skin tone as well. There’s no shame in having preferences.
10.)More than one: Maybe you want ore than just one. So if you can afford them, why not start a collection. You’ll be able to rightfully claim that you are a “ladies man”.
11.) Don’t feel guilty, women will do it too: Of course sex bots aren’t only for men, there will also be sex bots designed for women and it’s guaranteed that many women will buy sex bots as well. So don’t feel guilty for buying a sex bot, somewhere there is a woman who is helping herself to a synthetic partner.
12. What does the future hold? Sex bots are fairly new, so it’s guaranteed that there will be many improvements to sex bots. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to make modifications to the sex bot like modifying the body shape, adjusting the tension down there, changing the hair color, install a real woman’s personality into it etc.
Note: I sure hope you read the title carefully, especially where it said Satire and the first paragraph. Of course I’m just kidding, a sex bot will never beat the original. If you are a short man like myself, don’t give up on finding a real woman. There are many women out there who don’t care about height and may even prefer shorter men.
What’s my opinion on sex bots? I think sex bots should only be bought if you plan on being single for the rest of your life. There’s no point in getting one if you actually plan on finding that special someone. However, I’ll be honest and tell you that sex bots are scary. Who knows if they’ll eventually develop free will and start marching on the streets.
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