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Meta: Girls... Most guys *do not like* "big butts."

This shouldn't take too long.

--And as always, I'm talking about the overwhelming vast majority of guys here, not literally each and every single guy on the face of the Earth. Duh.

Meta: Girls... Most guys *do not like*

So. Girls.

Huddle up please.

...It seems that a lot of females out there are confused about what guys like, in terms of girl ass, judging by comments I see each and every day on GaG and elsewhere online (but especially here). I can't say I blame you, because sadly sometimes even a few guys out there are confused about the same thing, though... I'm not sure how.

Guys do not like "big butts." I cannot speak more plainly.

Guys like asses that look like THIS.

Meta: Girls... Most guys *do not like*

Meta: Girls... Most guys *do not like*

Meta: Girls... Most guys *do not like*

NOT this.

Meta: Girls... Most guys *do not like*
Meta: Girls... Most guys *do not like*
Meta: Girls... Most guys *do not like*

Any questions?

And I don't want to hear any "derp those hot girls up there with the tight asses are probably photoshopped, derp" commentary, uhh... no, they aren't. It's pretty easy to tell. And we've all seen at least a few girls in person who do look like that, and there's no such thing as airbrushing real life.

Will there always be some guys out there who think literally any female ass-- anywhere, of any shape, no matter how it looks-- that walks is attractive and doable? Yeah, sure. And to be fair... those guys are morons. Not everyone has good taste, and we all know it. I mean... somehow, Taco Bell is a thing.

Those hot girls *WERE NOT MAGICALLY BLESSED* with the asses and figures they have; they work hard at it through maintaining proper nutrition and sleep, and getting good exercise. Sure, genetics matter, a tiny bit, to a point, but anyone who just doesn't attempt to maintain figure at all isn't saved by genes. No one says that whoever is reading this right now has to do that too-- *you don't,* if you don't want to. It's your life. Maybe you're fine with the ass you've got.

But pretending like "ohhh all girl asses are attractive and/or it's fine because we all know that guys like big asses" because of garbage that a minority of dumb guys post on the Internet is... well, wrong. And deluding yourself. Sir Mix-a-lot does not speak for most guys just because 1990's "Baby Got Back" is an amusing song. He speaks for a minority.

Again... YES.

Meta: Girls... Most guys *do not like*

...NO.

Meta: Girls... Most guys *do not like*

This is very, very, very simple. You can all stop asking all those questions now.

~ Thaaaanks. Hugs and kisses.

Meta: Girls... Most guys *do not like*
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  • Yeah!! I agree with your post!!
    I see plenty of overweight girls, with saggy bums, calling themselves "curvy and with a big bum" but it just doesn't look right.

    I go to the gym and do squats, to make my bum rounded and toned (just like the hot girls in those photos, above), rather than "big"

    • And that's why men around you are obsessed with you..

    • ^ wtf

    • And you get 6 up votes 😂

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  • Interesting.

    • Yep.

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  • That first girl... that ass is off the chains.

    • Right?

    • it's a big butt though, just not huge. Those are pretty big glutes fyi, just nice firm ones.

  • First 3 hot. All the others just not.

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  • I mean they also get it through implants, not everyone wants to work solely on making their butt completely smooth for a guy who thinks it's unattractive otherwise. You can be attractive with a butt that isn't completely smooth and that's okay, you don't need to be perfect just to adhere to your standards.

    • Those girls don't have implants.

    • How would you know? Do you have access to their medical records? Because I'm pretty sure they're just some chicks you pulled off an internet search.

    • loll yeah how do u know theyre not photoshopped cause pretty much everything is photoshoped

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  • So you mean guys like big butts but not huge butts 😂 because in the first photos they're still relatively big (just more muscle than fat)

    • Um... no they aren't. At all. They're tight and hot.

    • And still relatively big. Definitely not the average butt

    • ... No, they aren't. They're all much smaller than average. Yes, you're correct-- they are definitely not the "average butt," because the average girl's butt is pretty large and unfit, sadly. At least throughout most of America.

  • Just for the record, I agree with your butt choices, friend, but those firm, fit bubbly booties are typically what is referred to as "big" in today's society. To understand this, consider Taylor Swift's utter dolphinism (smooth, flat back with a hole in it) and compare it to the proper butt development. One is "big" and one is small.

    But yeah, FAT is not what is meant by "big", where butts are concerned :)

    • I'm not sure I follow you.

    • Lemme clarify: Big butt = Muscle tone and healthy level of body fat. It's a slang term, not the actual condition of being fat. So we agree on the butt shape an size - we disagree on modern vernacular.

    • I... don't see the distinction. Those ^ fat butts up there are what are usually also classified by most people as "big" as well.

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  • I'd call the first and third big too

    • What, of the hot girls? No way.

    • exactly they are big butts, but nice ones.

  • I really don't care what people think about my body.

    • Uh okay

  • Well those hot women that you show in your pics. They do have "big butts". They just don't have BIG butts, as in fat asses. But one's that stick out like that, there is some thickness there that those are not small butts for sure. Those are nice big booties though. So yes I do like big butts like in the top pictures. A fit woman can have a big ass because she got the big glute muscles and a little fat there. Trust me, if you see a typical small ass, you would realize those women at the top pics do have big booties. Women can have big butts that are nice though and many men do like that

  • there is a difference between a big butt and a huge butt. and i would argue that big butts are more popular than small butts.

  • I disagree with your premise, at least for straight men living in the United States of America.

    An overwhelming majority of guys I know like big butts, similar to the one you posted of Iskra Lawrence. I'm basing this off of personal experience (especially with the younger generations). Look at Instagram posts of big butts-they have more men "liking" those photos than any other women.

  • "Hugs and kisses"? After you've spent the entire post telling me how disgusting my fat ass is? Yeah, I don't think so.

    • *Yawn* Whatever.

  • WRONG
    NONE OF THEM ARE ATTRACTIVE
    The only one that is is this
    www.google.com/search
    the one on the left, not the right, obviously
    Because obviously anorexia is a good thing and it's only going to kill most of us and only 99% of us will suffer
    Hunger hurts but starving works

    • You again? Lol I love you. You're amazing.

  • *has no butt at all* INTERESTING

  • The girls in the first three pics have big butts... YOU simply don't like thicc or chunky women.

    • ... No, they don't. They have fit, tight, well-shaped asses. They're not small, but that doesn't make them big.

    • They're still big... Tight, well shaped, fit etc, doesn't exclude large asses. If you compared their butts to the majority of fit girls, their butts are much larger. The other three women are overweight and/or thicc (in it's original usage) with very large butts.

    • ... They're fat. Big and fat. The three hotties are tight and medium. Not big. This is very simple.

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  • You do know a girl can have a "big" but toned & tight ass (without being fat)? A big ass doesn't have to look like cottage cheese in a trash bag

    • Yeah but it's way, way more likely. As the overall mass increases.

    • She doesn't need to be fat to have an unattractively large rump.

    • @AllThatSweetJazz No, at that point it would be an attractive large rump. Tits AND ass are what makes a woman look like a woman. I question any guy that prefers a woman to look like a prepubescent boy... But to each their own, I guess

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  • The top butts you posted are still relatively big, just good big, not diabetes big.

    • No they aren't. They're tight and fit.

    • How does that not make them big? Sounds to me like you think of the word 'big', in 'big butt' as a negative. (like overweight and out of shape) A really outdated negative. Those aren't your average sized butts for a female. They are bigger than average, therefore relatively speaking, 'big.'

    • ... No... no. No, they're simply not *small.* That doesn't automatically make them big. It's not automatically one or the other.

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  • Surely there's difference between a generous, abundant healthy body shape with the right amount of meat in right places, and a plain and unhealthy pear gynoid obesity.

  • Actually dem thicc cheeks is fine fam

  • I have very varying opinions about this.
    I agree with you- people, not just men, like bodies that look HEALTHY. It just so happens that having a toned ass, big or small, comes with being healthy. However, Iskra Lawrence is healthy and has a really nice physique. A little thicker then average, but healthier and more in shape then most women you come across.
    It's not about ass size- its about healthy. That should've been your main point.

    • "Thick" means fat.

    • It's sort of about healthy but at the same time not really. This "Iskra Lawrence" person may be healthy but if her butt is too big then her butt is just too big and that's all. Being healthy doesn't mean you're necessarily attractive. So while in some ways many attractive qualities come with being healthy, that doesn't mean that healthy = attractive. Attractive is attractive and it just happens to have overlap with "healthy."

  • I'd actually find the last woman and the woman you first mentioned kind of acceptable. Not dating material, but I'd clap that ass just to cause a Tsunami. Other than that, you are absolutely right.

    Tight ass >>> fat ass any day.

  • speak for yourself. Guys can like big butts because sometimes all. that means is that they like to comfort a girls insecurities. Also black chicks seem to have huge asses, as the whole trope started with black culture

  • The first three pictures = big worked out butts. Pretty but big so the MyTake makes no sense. Maybe they're smaller than average in the US but they'd be considered big everywhere else.

    The last two pics look rather like some extremes...

    • They... aren't big at all. They're tight and fit.

    • If I'd ask a question whether people consider them to be larger or smaller, majority would say larger. I guess you just don't want to see it.

    • It's not about what a "want to see."

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