Disclaimer: This is meant in fun and Idea born from @Brainsbeforebeauty Mytake
A Sunday funday. Not meant to as me hating women. Please leave your comments to yourself if you can't take a joke.
You don't have to get dressed nice or use deodorant. You can just drop your shorts and never get out of bed. 😎
A fleshlight won't care how mangy or handsome you are or toned or packing a dad bod. You don't have to worry if your shaved or not. Or your butt or back for that matter. It won't care if you gain weight or if you have brushed your teeth.
You never have to use condoms. You can't get a fleshlight pregnant. It won't ever cheat on you. You don't have to worry about catching a disease cuz it can't give you a disease. Just don't forget the lube.
A fleshlight isn't going to keep asking if you are in or if you are hard enough. And for those that prefers different styles, it's easier to find the one that works best for you.
You don't have to cook or clean for a fleshlight.
You don't have anyone messing up your delicate organization. You know where everything is.
Seriously tho sex with a woman is waaay better. The real touch of a woman. And a fleshlight can't love you. Even when you have to over look some things.
Thanks for reading ❣️