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Cummin At You With More Sex... Jokes

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Cummin At You With More Sex... Jokes

I see you've cum back for more... Can't get enough huh πŸ˜‚

Hope you enjoy, or you could at least

"fake it like a female"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Cummin At You With More Sex... Jokes

Anniversary

A man and a woman were approaching their 50th wedding anniversary. To celebrate, the woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they should do what they did on their wedding night, and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman agreed. On their anniversary night, at the table, the woman says, "Honey, my nipples are as hot for you as they were 50 years ago." The man replies, "Madge, hon, that's because they are sitting in your soup.

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Soup's on

An old man and his wife are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the old lady bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super pussy!" And the old man says, "I'll have the soup.

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Bathroom sex

A couple were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties, and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before. When he was finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said, "That was the best, honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself, did you?" And his wife replied, "No, no. I'll be okay once I can get this old doorknob out of my ass."

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A five-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and, holding his penis in one hand, said, "Son, this is a penis. In fact, if you take a closer look you will notice that this is a perfect penis." The next day the boy saw his friend at recess and called him behind a hedge. The boy exposed himself and whispered, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis.

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Three Blondes

Three blonde sisters decided to get married on the same day to save
their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to
reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their
honeymoon at home.
Later that night their mother couldn't sleep. She went to the
kitchen for a cup of tea and had to pass all her daughters' rooms.
From the oldest daughter's room she could hear screaming. "That's
normal," she thought.
From the middle daughter's room she heard laughing.
"That's normal, too," she thought.
Finally she passed the youngest daughter's room, and to her
surprise, heard nothing.
The next morning after the husbands all were gone, the mother
asked the oldest daughter about the screaming.
"You always said, 'if it hurt, I should scream.'"
"You're absolutely right, sweetheart."
The mother turns to the second daughter and asks, "Now, why were
you laughing?"
"You always said, 'if it tickled, I could laugh.'"
"True enough, honey," the mother smiling, remembering her
newlywed days. She turns to the third daughter,
"now it's your turn baby. Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
"Mom, don't you remember? You always told me never to talk with my
mouth full!"

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ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what revenge, your on the rag

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Lady goes to buy a pet. In store, sees a frog in a rosewood
box, asks for the price.
This frog is worth $4000, madam.
WHAT? why is it so expensive?
Well, you see, it specially trained to perform cunnilingus.
I see...I'll take it.
She takes the frog home, showers, puts silk gown, perfume,
opens box on bed. The frog doesn't perform so she calls the
shop.
I'll be right over, says the shopowner.
Moments later, the shopowner sees the problem, tells the frog,
'All right now, Look hard, it's the LAST TIME I'LL show you!!"

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I hope you were somewhat entertained.... Enjoy your weekend

And, thanks for reading πŸ’œ

Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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    • Paige90

      Chap?

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  • AndrewMG
    I'm exhausted and ready for bed (which is usually my chat up line! lol). As for jokes I'm so tired anything I offer tonight will be a disappointment, so why not forget about a cheap thrill and look forward to a big bang tomorrow! lol
  • Loved them as always, I look forward to your joke takes and start the day with a smile especially since we lost an hour here
  • humanearth
    Say this while holding your tounge

    Mother and father were on a pirate ship and they started fussing
  • allenwants2
    I got a Bible joke for you. What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark.
    FlOOD LIGHTS

    Where did Noah keep the bees on the ark.

    The archives o well as bugs bunny would say well thats. All folks
  • More good ones! ... just what I needed! ... especially the blondes... lol
  • Who bacon is this and every woman's yawn is an opportunity got me on this one 😂
  • Mehcab
    I know that sex is not good joke..
    Woman: You said last night that my vagina smells like strawberries.
    Man: Yes, I was drunk last night.
  • TaureanBull81
    Haha these were awesome jokes! Thanks for the laugh! Definitely put a smile on my dial 😂👌
  • newfreshstart
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  • Slate69
    Very funny I needed a good laugh 🤣 thanks very much
  • RudeBoy718
    Great jokes keep them cumming lol I'll soon be a regular and subscribe to your youtube channel.
  • CaptainSmartass
    That was hilarious. I'm almost crying with laughter...

    Simples...
  • JesseCraft07
    Omg this made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣

    The best joke was the one with the 3 daughters and mum 😂😂

    Your dirty mind really pays off with these jokes BBB lol, very fun
  • cjgsu
    Lmfao the super pussy was hilarious
  • Avicenna
    Brains strikes again!
  • Nephilim000
    Thanks again I needed a laugh
  • Massageman
    Perfect penis! = perfect joke! :- )
  • nudeNhorny
    sex jokes are always fun, best type of humor.
  • guitarnovice
    I read them all in reverse.
  • Valnac
    Sweet!
  • msc545
    Very funny - thanks!!
  • Hardpunk69
    You're embarrassing me 😊😊
    • How is that? 🀣

    • Hardpunk69

      hmmmm i dont know ahahah

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    I got one
  • justbeingme74
    Love them. Got me hard tool
  • Anonymous
    That's one THICC anime girl

    Love the jokes by the way keep it up 😂😂😂
    • Isn't that a man's job πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Anonymous

      Yeah but I'm bad with such jokes haha

      I have on tho, rate it out of 10:

      A son was about to get married, he and his soon to be wife are VIRGINS, they were gonna have sex on their wedding night

      The son was naive and didn't know how sex worked

      He asked his dad for advice and the dad said "Once you get there and close the door behind you, call me"

      The son said okay and the night happened, he called his pa, he said "Dad, I'm in, what now?"

      He told him "tell her to undress and lay on her back while spreading her legs"

      The son said "done, now what?"

      The dad said "get naked, find the highest spot in the room, and jump on her as hard as you can to give her the deepest fucking ever"

      The son agreed and got on top of a closet and jumped

      The son missed the target and hit his head on the bed real hard

      He said "Dad! There's blood everywhere!"

      The dad said "good job son! Keep going!"

      Then the son kept banging his head on the bed

    • Lololol I meant a man's job to "keep "it" up"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ but funny joke lololol

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