But every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
That's riiiiiiight!Boy, did I get some kitten murder stories on that one. Yowzers.So, how many kittens have YOU killed? ↗
Yeah. A couple of those were horrific.
It's the devil's doorbell, bbb. 🤣🤣🤣
Always ring it twice 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for mh gotta go think I hear a doorbell ringing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ROFLDing dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong...
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Hah. I never thought of this being a do it yourself procedure. I think it needs to be done by a skilled professional... like, for instance, a priest. This brings up another problem. You would be pretty vulnerable once your hands were both locked down. 🤔 😱 LOL
Not sure how much skill is required to tighten a screw or if I'd trust a priest with a restrained choirboy
Repent. Abandon your sins. You know you're ringing the devil's doorbell. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahaha I am an angel in no sheep's skin.
An angel with little devil horns?
Um, Okay then. xx
Somebody on Facebook shared it as some kind of commentary. I immediately thought of using to amuse all the perverts on GAG.