Are you ready for more blonde jokes? ...well, if not, you know what to do.
But, if you are, then get ready for some real fun as we start things off with Mr Rod's famous song ..."Blondes Have More Fun" ...
Now, back to the question ..."Do Blondes Really Have More fun?" ...well, according to a study from Penn State University ...there is only one answer to that question, which is just over a minute long, and the answer is ...YES! ...IT'S TOTALLY TRUE! Check it out! ....
So, now that we know why so many of us are so stuck up and spoiled (well, not all of us are :) ), let's have some real fun making light of some of these Babbling Blonde Babes ...let's see BBB? ...who does that stand for? ...well, no matter ...lol ...here goes! ...
As a result of the recent Corona Virus mandate, a Nevada, exclusively blonde Brothel, posted this sign …”Beat it, we’re closed!” (ok, if you're blonde, we understand that you just won't get that, so move on to the next joke please ...lol)
Q: What do you call a blonde who never showers?
A: A dirty blonde (...oh yes, now I remember ...forgive me Ms BBB ...lol)
Q: What did the blonde find to be long and hard
A: She was hoping you would believe - 4th Grade
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blonde’s pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A: Only two men can enter a broom closet at the same time.
Q: What is a prerequisite must for a blonde secretary?
A: One that never misses a period.
Q: Why don't blondes talk while having sex?
A: Their moms told them to NEVER talk to strangers.
Q: Why did the pregnant blonde insist on continuing to have sex?
A: She wanted twins
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept slipping out.
Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?
A: At first there's a lot of sucking and blowing and then you lose your house!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do blondes get so confused in the ladies room?
A: They realize that they have to pull their own pants down.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the second father was
Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop
Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
I hope you learned why blondes have more fun and liked my blonde jokes. And please, no offense intended to my black haired, brunette or red head friends ...you understand this is just a joke ...it's the blondes who may not get it ...right? ...lol.
If I helped to put on a smile on your face, or promote a laugh to make your day just a little brighter, that has make mine brighter too!
...I LOVE YOU!