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The truth behind why blondes have more fun! (adult humor)

Are you ready for more blonde jokes? ...well, if not, you know what to do.

But, if you are, then get ready for some real fun as we start things off with Mr Rod's famous song ..."Blondes Have More Fun" ...

Now, back to the question ..."Do Blondes Really Have More fun?" ...well, according to a study from Penn State University ...there is only one answer to that question, which is just over a minute long, and the answer is ...YES! ...IT'S TOTALLY TRUE! Check it out! ....

So, now that we know why so many of us are so stuck up and spoiled (well, not all of us are :) ), let's have some real fun making light of some of these Babbling Blonde Babes ...let's see BBB? ...who does that stand for? ...well, no matter ...lol ...here goes! ...

I told you that blondes have more fun and you didnt believe me!!
I told you that blondes have more fun and you didn't believe me!!

As a result of the recent Corona Virus mandate, a Nevada, exclusively blonde Brothel, posted this sign …”Beat it, we’re closed!” (ok, if you're blonde, we understand that you just won't get that, so move on to the next joke please ...lol)

Q: What do you call a blonde who never showers?
A: A dirty blonde (...oh yes, now I remember ...forgive me Ms BBB ...lol)

Q: What did the blonde find to be long and hard
A: She was hoping you would believe - 4th Grade

It was 4th grade ...wasnt it? ...lol
It was 4th grade ...wasn't it? ...lol

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blonde’s pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A: Only two men can enter a broom closet at the same time.

What does that mean?
What does that mean?

Q: What is a prerequisite must for a blonde secretary?
A: One that never misses a period.

Q: Why don't blondes talk while having sex?
A: Their moms told them to NEVER talk to strangers.

Hello Strangers! ...lol
Hello Strangers! ...lol

Q: Why did the pregnant blonde insist on continuing to have sex?
A: She wanted twins

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept slipping out.

UT OH!
UT OH!

Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?
A: At first there's a lot of sucking and blowing and then you lose your house!

Dont believe anything they say about us! Not a single word is true!
Don't believe anything they say about us! Not a single word is true!

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why do blondes get so confused in the ladies room?
A: They realize that they have to pull their own pants down.

I like it so much better when I dont have to worry about that part ...lol
I like it so much better when I don't have to worry about that part ...lol

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the second father was

I know hes has to be out there somewhere!
I know he's has to be out there somewhere!

Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop

Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin

Dont be silly, they have something new out now that works even better!
Don't be silly, they have something new out now that works even better!

I hope you learned why blondes have more fun and liked my blonde jokes. And please, no offense intended to my black haired, brunette or red head friends ...you understand this is just a joke ...it's the blondes who may not get it ...right? ...lol.

If I helped to put on a smile on your face, or promote a laugh to make your day just a little brighter, that has make mine brighter too!

...I LOVE YOU!

KISSES UNTIL NEXT TIME! :)
KISSES UNTIL NEXT TIME! :)
The truth behind why blondes have more fun! (adult humor)
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Most Helpful Girl

  • Wait, I don't get it!!! 😅😂🤣🤪
    Once again, awesome take Laurie
    This blonde ♥️luvs it...
    Well, I will when I have someone explain it to me 🤪😂😂
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  • TadCurious
    Thank you again Laurie for making me smile reading these blonde jokes. This is a great time to get us to smile. 😊
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  • Ceasar97
    LOL, fucking hell this was funny. During the "why don't blondes talk while having sex?" I thought the answer was going to be "their moms told them very to talk with their mouth full," but yours is better, lol.
  • LMAO!! good one!
    "Q: What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?
    A: At first there's a lot of sucking and blowing and then you lose your house!"
    • They say that the ones with the most truth associated with them are the funniest... lol

  • normalice
    I only know one. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? If you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

    But for all that, I've never actually had a blonde suck my dick. Perhaps it's karma for laughing at that joke when I first heard it.
  • DeeDeeDeVour
    Once again, you have made my day! What a humorous piece to wake up to. Thanks hun!
  • I enjoyed reading the jokes. It was refreshing to have some humor on here. :)
  • TCredo
    Great post - some sweet pics - and very funny jokes - thanks for the laughs and drools :)
    • You're welcome, so glad you enjoyed :)

    • TCredo

      Very much so. Great laughs from them - and... at some point in the near future, I shall be putting the sweet pics to good use lol :)

      As I am sure @Brainsbeforebeauty likely already thought that I would... and with her stolen (or sorry... borrowed lol) halos, she might tell tales of how I have not paid past pic dues or fees... but I always try to make up for it with kindness lol :)

    • @TCredo Kindness don't pay the bills 👀

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  • Lliam
    Some of those jokes killed me. LMAO!
    And those images were... dammmmn! A woman who jiggles like that can have ANY color hair.

    I found a few more jokes:

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
    A: It costs 50 cents to use a telephone.

    Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
    A: Their heels.

    Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
    A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

    A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
    The lady says, "Come Again!"
    The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
  • NatalieKeller95
    do blonde jokes ever affect blonde guys or do they get a pass?
    • All blondes apply but girls seem to get the worst wrap :)

    • haha true, I wonder what kind of blonde guy jokes there are

  • Meropatrick
    What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. I changed this one toBoth aren't so difficult to use😂
  • Finchie40
    I Love blondes and with all the jokes about blondes it doesn’t stop me from wanting them , makes me want them more lol wears panties to keep her ankles warm was my favorite lol
  • loveslongnails
    Q: Why do blondes write TGIF on the shoes?
    A: "Toes Go In First"

    Q: Why do blondes have fur on the edge of their skirts?
    A: Keep their necks warm
  • the_sinner
    For my friends I'm their daily dose of entertainment but all I'm doing is sharing the screenshots of your mytakes LoL.

    Thanks Laurie for your contribution.
  • DianaWest
    the jokes were cool, but lol. all those blondes were fake blondes.
  • Kelly6
    All sound true to me.
    you just wrote my behavior lol🤣🤣🤣
  • Aakash_Hangargi
    Blondes gone wild, your humour is always the best Miss Laurie😂😘
  • JohnWickman
    Ok Laurie, how do know when a blonde has been using your computer? There's white-out on the monitor!
  • bulletbob555
    Not bad. Blondes have more fun when they are with me. That was my attitude. One thing to think about remember most blondes are not.
  • msc545
    Why don't blond employees get lunch or breaks? Too hard to retrain them...
  • Phoenix98
    Yeah those were pretty good.

    Good job.
  • LexyIsSexy23
    We kick ass
  • Jerre
    Very good, thanks for the laughs!
  • alance99
    Nice Mytake
  • UncleJessieRabbit
    Oh my, I'm obsessed with blondes.
  • MysticDevice
    *flips open notebook. Clicks pen*
  • ivbnlknfru
    Love all of it...
  • Anonymous
    Nothing in this world better than a fit, stacked, smiling blonde!
  • Anonymous
    ROFL. 95% of those "blondes" you posted - Rob Stewart's a natural blonde - are brunettes so shallow, insecure & desperate for attention they bleached/dyed their hair & pretend they're blonde. The clue is in the darker roots. Bottle blondes. Even Norma Jean wasn't a real blonde.

    But as a natural blonde myself I’ll admit we certainly attract far more attention than run of the mill average dark/brown - bland & boring - hair colors so yes that can be “more fun”.
  • Anonymous
    none of these women are actually blonde
    • MrOracle

      A couple of them might be...

    • Anon and that matters why? It's still a great funny mytake.

    • @Anonymous How do you know that? Is it because of their dark-colored eyebrows?

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