Why guys prefer to room with dogs :)

Dogs love it when your friends come over and help you make a mess

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo

Dogs think you sing great

The later you come home, the more excited a dog is to see you

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair

Why guys prefer to room with dogs :)

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it

Dogs don't want to go shopping

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor

Dogs never need to examine the relationship

Dogs never need alone time

Why guys prefer to room with dogs :)

A dog's parents never come over to visit

Dogs love long car trips

Dogs don't hate their bodies

Dogs never nag and criticize

Dogs never expect flowers and jewelry

Why guys prefer to room with dogs :)

Dogs are never worried about germs

Dogs could care less if you mow the grass or take out the garbage

Dogs will never talk their a** off

Dogs will only bark when they sense danger

Dogs would rather that you buy them a hotdog than a lobster dinner

Why guys prefer to room with dogs :)

Dogs don't let books and magazines articles guide their lives

Dogs don't want to wear your clothes

If you come home drunk, dogs just want to lick your face

Why guys prefer to room with dogs :)

Dogs never demand foot rubs

Dogs will never ask you if their butts are too big

Why guys prefer to room with dogs :)

Dogs never wake up angry, in a cold sweat, and demand to know why you had an affair with the hot chick in their dreams

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking directions

To a dog ...size REALLY DOESN'T MATTER! ...lol

Why guys prefer to room with dogs :)

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Why guys prefer to room with dogs :)
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  • AshleyF99
    Lol funny Laurie, but I believe there are things we women can do that no man can get from a dog!
    Is this still revelant?
    • What a great point!!

      ... it just has to be the man that deserves it... lol

    • You got that right! And that is... grow up, be our best self, and smell good.

  • Loved your mytake. I'd say more but I'm on my way to the pet store to buy a dog 🙂🙃😂😂
    Is this still revelant?

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  • wildbilly123
    Lol. Good one... i think that is right on the money..
    Is this still revelant?
    • I knew there would have to be a guy somewhere that would like it... lol

    • Yes. It is a good one... i love stuff like that. You are after my heart a gorgeous woman with a sense of humor. Doesn't get any better than that.

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  • kymberz
    OMG - i am nailed to the floor by this one - bahahahahah! thank you Gurl for teaching me that i need to marry a dog! bahahahahah! dying here!
    • I know huh... lol

    • kymberz

      yep. know any exemplorary dogs? like i like the ones in shining armour and always believe they are swooping in to save you? i got 2 of them right now and i am dying... not sure which to put the effort into but the 2 of them are killing me so your opinion would really mean something to me and if you need more info just ask K? i need help for real right now

    • You are needing help to get a reliable guy?

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  • Lliam
    Those were so funny!
    Reasons why I don't want a dog, though, are that they are even needier than women. And you don't have to take you SO out for walks every day, let her outside whenever she has to go to the bathroom, or pick up her poop.

    I like cats because they don't give a fuck and are tired of your shit. They require very little maintenance. They're not stinky, don't slobber, and have soft fur.
  • 1stranger
    Soo?
    I liked your mytake. And I love you. But dogs aren't for me. I prefer not to approach dogs, sorry..
    • That's OK, the dogs I am talking about are for guys :)

  • FatherJack
    Give me dogs and ferrets over people anytime... great take , not yet in a position to keep a dog , had 2 ferrets , a mother / daughter pair , chunky 1/2 polecat daughter Polefat , went missing April last year and lost her mother , Miss Woolworth to accidental death in July , miss my fluffy girls so much.
  • DeeDeeDeVour
    As long as they are respected as living beings with feelings and loved like a member of the family, dogs are truly a man's (and a woman's) best friend. Loved dogs will always be loyal and appreciative.
  • Dinklex3
    "If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it"
    I don't know man. Dogs can get pretty jealous, in a cute way though lol.
    Great mytake
  • Lolz dogs are nice but as terrible as that list is I'm still diving into the relationship pool it's worth the prickles it takes to get to the warm part of the figurative good relationship water. I like dogs but girls are nicer.
  • Ronald_25
    The two biggest things I cannot do alone is talk to a girlfriend about a stressful day and have sex then spoon. This is why I've never owned a dog 🤷🏽‍♂️ everything else girls come with, I'm cool with 😊
  • ZackBan
    I'm not a very big fan dogs but I guess all those things are true. Some dogs are friendlier than others tho
  • MrOracle
    You're not wrong... Hahahaha.
  • Deku2009
    Digs are interesting to have as a pet but don’t want the dog in the same
    • Can you reword that please? ... lol

    • Deku2009

      Dogs are interesting to have as a pet but don’t want the dog in the same. room , just too weird

  • theCobbler
    Dogs
    ... Dogs, ... ?
    I'd rather have a Cool solid Black Male Cat!
    Dogs are a lot of work and personalities...
    Cats are cool , food water , litter box , and when they want Attention, they come around...
    When not , good luck finding him lol
  • Daniela1982
    Dogs lick their own balls so a few more would be a treat. Kind of gross though when they lick you on your mouth after they lick their balls and ring piece.
  • Ziggystar
    🙂🙂🙂
  • SydneySentinel
    I love dogs ❀
    And a man is twice as attractive with a dog.
  • That's essentially true:) In effect, the dog respects them, low stress, and we like that.
  • Elliegirl
    So true! Dog love is totally unconditional! I love my dog and he loves his family!
  • 32DD_yeye
    Okay tbh I only paid attention to the two hot guys and the doggies!
    Dogs are great though! My favorites are pitbulls
  • Liam_Hayden
    Love it! Dog's never expect half of everything, including your future earnings even after you are no longer together.
    • My dogs will run into a burning building to pull me out.

  • BobbyC65
    This guy boy man room's with a cat.
  • TadCurious
    Laurie this was so funny and so true in so many ways. Dogs are amusing af. 🐕
  • noxius
    Hahahahaha, what are these mytakes i bloody love them haha
  • You can have the worst shit day and your dog will still be happy to see you.
  • loveslongnails
    Uh oh... I smell "15 Reasons why a beer is better than a man/woman" coming !
  • blondfrog
    Best mytake in a long time. Also lets add one extra one. Dogs fart a lot just like we do :). lol
  • Cuz if you're gonna live with a bitch, it's better if they can't talk and can be trained.
    • Tiptoeing

      Lol funny and sad at the sametime.

  • the_sinner
    For us, dogs are just a part of our lives but for dogs, we are everything.
  • If you meant dirty woman I'd say yes but this wait I'm not sure
  • Massageman
    Entertaining, yet still made good points. Thanks!
  • username4h
    Nice mytake
  • Cuz they are opposite then cats 🙂 lol
  • anton_dee
    No whining and nagging.
  • I'm allergic to dogs. 😗
  • howlinsilently
    Love it
  • Usernamesrdumb
    Hit the nail on the head.
  • Good take
  • TravelerNikki00
    Dogs are good ice breakers.
  • bulletbob555
    My dog is good company
  • Jmmmfi4
    All good points
  • Yes. Dogs are a man's best friend.
  • Chris006
    It is true though!😳🙄
  • Lionboy79
    As a cat lover I can't comment seriously ;)
  • Anonymous
    Dogs are great. Cats are awesome and raccoons are the best.
    • The first 2 I like, the third one... not so much... lol

    • Anonymous

      Well clearly you're a raccoon bigot! You just need to give em a chance. And no Chez Dumpster. That place sucks.

  • Anonymous
    My ex wife observed my enthusiastic greeting of my dog. She complained I don’t greet her like that. I replied that she doesn’t do a back flip when I enter the room. Your dog loves you truly and unconditionally. The only woman that will EVER. love you unconditionally is your Mother
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