Why guys prefer to room with dogs :)

[laurieluvsit]

Dogs love it when your friends come over and help you make a mess

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo

Dogs think you sing great

The later you come home, the more excited a dog is to see you

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it

Dogs don't want to go shopping

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor

Dogs never need to examine the relationship

Dogs never need alone time

A dog's parents never come over to visit

Dogs love long car trips

Dogs don't hate their bodies

Dogs never nag and criticize

Dogs never expect flowers and jewelry

Dogs are never worried about germs

Dogs could care less if you mow the grass or take out the garbage

Dogs will never talk their a** off

Dogs will only bark when they sense danger

Dogs would rather that you buy them a hotdog than a lobster dinner

Dogs don't let books and magazines articles guide their lives

Dogs don't want to wear your clothes

If you come home drunk, dogs just want to lick your face

Dogs never demand foot rubs

Dogs will never ask you if their butts are too big

Dogs never wake up angry, in a cold sweat, and demand to know why you had an affair with the hot chick in their dreams

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking directions

To a dog ...size REALLY DOESN'T MATTER! ...lol

I hope you liked my myTake :)

I LOVE YOU!

[AshleyF99]

Lol funny Laurie, but I believe there are things we women can do that no man can get from a dog!

[laurieluvsit]

What a great point!!

... it just has to be the man that deserves it... lol

[lightbulb27]

You got that right! And that is... grow up, be our best self, and smell good.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Loved your mytake. I'd say more but I'm on my way to the pet store to buy a dog 🙂🙃😂😂

[laurieluvsit]

... lol

Your on!

... the next myTake is yours..."MyTake on why women would rather room with dogs"

I will be watching for it! ... I'M NOT KIDDING!

Don't let anyone else snatch it up... lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You should do it

[AshleyF99]

Lol I’d read it

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Cuz if I did, it'd be more 10 reasons why women prefer a dildo over a man 😅😂

[laurieluvsit]

We'll flip for it... tails I loose, heads you win... lol

[AshleyF99]

Now THATS a mytake!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@AshleyF99
Lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You do dogs. I'll do dildos 🤔😂

[laurieluvsit]

Well, it depends on how one takes that... lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh if people can't take a joke, screw em lol

[laurieluvsit]

OK, I'll be looking for the dildo one for sure!

It's your fault that I have some naughty thoughts in my mind now you know... lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Working on it now and...
You started it 👅🤪😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ok done lol phone kept messing up but enjoy 😂

[laurieluvsit]

I did!! :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks for mho

[laurieluvsit]

Your welcome and thank you for a great opinion and an even greater and sexier follow-up myTake :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Welcome and thanks for the compliment 🙂

[wildbilly123]

Lol. Good one... i think that is right on the money..

[laurieluvsit]

I knew there would have to be a guy somewhere that would like it... lol

[wildbilly123]

Yes. It is a good one... i love stuff like that. You are after my heart a gorgeous woman with a sense of humor. Doesn't get any better than that.

[Anonymous]

My ex wife observed my enthusiastic greeting of my dog. She complained I don’t greet her like that. I replied that she doesn’t do a back flip when I enter the room. Your dog loves you truly and unconditionally. The only woman that will EVER. love you unconditionally is your Mother

[laurieluvsit]

The 'back flip' had me rolling... thank you :)

[Lliam]

Those were so funny!
Reasons why I don't want a dog, though, are that they are even needier than women. And you don't have to take you SO out for walks every day, let her outside whenever she has to go to the bathroom, or pick up her poop.

I like cats because they don't give a fuck and are tired of your shit. They require very little maintenance. They're not stinky, don't slobber, and have soft fur.

[FatherJack]

Give me dogs and ferrets over people anytime... great take , not yet in a position to keep a dog , had 2 ferrets , a mother / daughter pair , chunky 1/2 polecat daughter Polefat , went missing April last year and lost her mother , Miss Woolworth to accidental death in July , miss my fluffy girls so much.

[FatherJack]

Polefat in the picture

[kymberz]

OMG - i am nailed to the floor by this one - bahahahahah! thank you Gurl for teaching me that i need to marry a dog! bahahahahah! dying here!

[laurieluvsit]

I know huh... lol

[kymberz]

yep. know any exemplorary dogs? like i like the ones in shining armour and always believe they are swooping in to save you? i got 2 of them right now and i am dying... not sure which to put the effort into but the 2 of them are killing me so your opinion would really mean something to me and if you need more info just ask K? i need help for real right now

[laurieluvsit]

You are needing help to get a reliable guy?

[kymberz]

i have been tricked by many but none were reliable - let down by every freakin one or them but the last one said i was always only looking for Jesus and what guy can live up to that - and holy heck - what if that is what i always looked for? no guy can live up to that? but why the hell not? cuz Jesus did!

[Dinklex3]

"If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it"
I don't know man. Dogs can get pretty jealous, in a cute way though lol.
Great mytake

[laurieluvsit]

Yes, you're right, thank you :)

[1stranger]

Soo?
I liked your mytake. And I love you. But dogs aren't for me. I prefer not to approach dogs, sorry..

[laurieluvsit]

That's OK, the dogs I am talking about are for guys :)

[DeeDeeDeVour]

As long as they are respected as living beings with feelings and loved like a member of the family, dogs are truly a man's (and a woman's) best friend. Loved dogs will always be loyal and appreciative.

[Jjpayne]

Lolz dogs are nice but as terrible as that list is I'm still diving into the relationship pool it's worth the prickles it takes to get to the warm part of the figurative good relationship water. I like dogs but girls are nicer.

[theCobbler]

Dogs
... Dogs, ... ?
I'd rather have a Cool solid Black Male Cat!
Dogs are a lot of work and personalities...
Cats are cool , food water , litter box , and when they want Attention, they come around...
When not , good luck finding him lol

[laurieluvsit]

Ok, here's for how to keep your cat clean... lol

How To Properly Bath Your Cat - The facts you never knew ↗

[Ronald_25]

The two biggest things I cannot do alone is talk to a girlfriend about a stressful day and have sex then spoon. This is why I've never owned a dog 🤷🏽‍♂️ everything else girls come with, I'm cool with 😊

[Ziggystar]

🙂🙂🙂

[ZackBan]

I'm not a very big fan dogs but I guess all those things are true. Some dogs are friendlier than others tho

[MrOracle]

You're not wrong... Hahahaha.

[Deku2009]

Digs are interesting to have as a pet but don’t want the dog in the same

[laurieluvsit]

Can you reword that please? ... lol

[Deku2009]

Dogs are interesting to have as a pet but don’t want the dog in the same. room , just too weird

[SydneySentinel]

I love dogs ❤
And a man is twice as attractive with a dog.

[lightbulb27]

That's essentially true:) In effect, the dog respects them, low stress, and we like that.

[Elliegirl]

So true! Dog love is totally unconditional! I love my dog and he loves his family!

[32DD_yeye]

Okay tbh I only paid attention to the two hot guys and the doggies!
Dogs are great though! My favorites are pitbulls

[TadCurious]

Laurie this was so funny and so true in so many ways. Dogs are amusing af. 🐕

[i1T2daty]

It may have to do with the way many men's living quarters smell., Who else would put up with them that an animal that makes friends based on well their butt smells