When a guys says a dirty comment?

Raise an eyebrow (so difficult :D ) and say "dude. Wtf? "

I actually tend to accept this. It makes me happy to know that I could bat for the other team if I needed to.

As I have a dirty mind I would probably just laugh at it. But if it's offensive I would just ignore him or tell him that its wasn't funny.

It depends on how well I know him and what the comment is. I'm not a violent person so I wouldn't slap him. If it was offensive I'd either ignore him or tell him that what he said was inappropriate and uncalled for. I do have a bit of a perverted mind so it most likely would be something I'd laugh at if it was someone I knew well and knew that they were joking.

Depends on the situation. I had a guy slap my butt just as I was getting on the bus. I had a choice to either get off the bus and slap this guy or get on the bus and ignore him. I was waiting a good 40 mins for that bus so I got on the bus but some nice guy at the bus stop sorted him out for me. What goes around comes around :D

It depends on my mood
i either ignore it
or talk smack