Why don't men listen?

Girl: "god, so my friend jessica and were driving to this event and we were already late and it wasn't even my fault. I was ready but jessica wanted to take her sweet time doing her hair. Anyways so as we're driving, I'm trying to listen to her directions but she can't read her own hand writing. So she says to make a left and I wait and wait to get over and this guy wouldn't let me in so when he finally does I go to try to turn right and this Guy ZOooms pass me even though I had my blinker on. I can't believe what a-holes live here. He didn't even say sorry. I was so mad, I was gonna follow him but jessica.."

Guy: "we were late and this douche bag cut us off."

It's because... I'm sorry. Were you saying something?

Oh that's easy. It's because... oh look! A squirrel!

We are all too busy wondering what it would be like to leap through that brick wall and start throwing cars with our bare hands. Seriously. Well, kinda... men have a natural genetic ADD. We really mean to listen but we get distracted easily in our thoughts. We don't have that multi-network machine brain like women seem to I guess.

Because we don't want to listen to your drama sh*t