Girls, what is it like after two drinks?

For me, that would be either two cocktails or two bottles of a malt beer (like Smirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard or something). Two gets me buzzed and really happy, but usually about 2 hours later I'm perfectly sober again. Around four or five I start to get drunk. Or, in one case, two, because my dear friend Greg who was making the cocktails decided to put about three times the normal amount of vodka in mine and didn't tell me until later, when I started wondering out loud why I was drunk off of two cocktails. That was a good night, though, so I'm not mad at him. :)

Anyway, I get extremely affectionate when I'm buzzed. Not slutty, mind you, just affectionate; lots of hugs and cuddling with everyone and chaste sorts of cheek and forehead kisses for my girlfriends. I'm far more likely to dance to music, or to sing bad karaoke when I'm in a bar. And I'm generally more laid back and outgoing. But it's really just an exaggeration of my normal personality rather than anything else.

I start getting horny...really horny...

The world occasionally spins...

I get completely obnoxious, I feel like I'm on fire so I usually take off some of my clothing (not kidding), and all I can think about is what guys are hot and where I can get more alcohol.

That's the entire truth.

2 drinks of something hard... specifically mikes makes me have a buzz and very realized but not drunk... give me 6 of them and I would most likely be drunk lol

Are we talking beers or hard liquor?For me, my poison is vodka.
Here is a couple of scenarios given my current dating experiences related to drinking.

If I am with a guy that I like and feel that I can trust being around, I will order two martinis. After two drinks, I am very happy, groovin' with the music, smiling and laughing a lot and much more affectionate (more likely to wrap my arms around the guy and give him a hug if he said something super sweet to me).
If that guy is someone I am not too sure about, I will just have one drink to lighten the mood and help the ambiance feel less uncomfortable.

When I drink, I am very happy and I am very aware of it. I think about my smile and can feel my muscles in my mouth sore from all of the grinning. I will consciously take mind of what is going on and make sure that I am not too loud and that I know where his hands are at all times. It is just the beginning of my tipsiness and I try to make sure that I am not going to put myself in a weird situation.

I personally don't handle my alcohol very well. On the other hand I have friends that can drink as much as the guys - which means a LOT - and still not show that they are affected.

As a thumb rule - drink one glas, then water, wait hour and start on glas number two. Then I'm happily drunk. It also depends on how much I've eaten...

When I'm happily drunk I just tend to tell people, how much I love them -not to strangers though. I give lots of hugs... Just cozy and happy...

It depends on what I'm drinking. I don't necessarily have a high tolerance, but I maintain my composure for the most part. Two drinks is usually enough to relax me and I may start acting a little giggly depending on how quickly I'm drinking.

I've been told I'm just chill, laid back and fun to hang around. I'm totally someone who will belly up to the bar and just bs with whoever is there. I don't sing karaoke, I don't like dancing with drunk guys who grind up on me (even before I was married...), but I like being silly on the dance floor.

My feelings are the same as always- just "amplified".

Personally I like having a few drinks in me. I become a little more outgoing around ppl. Usually I'm a shy person but w/ a couple of drinks in me I feel a little more comfortable. I don't become obnoxious...those ppl r the worst so annoying being around them. Also, I don't drink to get drunk.. I drink to relax myself at night.

Ha first off 2 drinks aint enough to get me even tipsy !! and everyones different some girls or horrible drunks and get drunk very easy and some girls are just on a happy buzz from drink it all depends on the girl!!

This is on behalf of my gf

When she has 2 strawberry margarita, she can walk pretty well and is aware of whats going on. Tho she does say the world is spinning at times.