Anybody Out There?

My angel, you either just haven't met the right one or didn't know how to work on the relationship to keep the right one. However by you asking what is wrong with you show's that you are not a womeniser and do take responsibity so I'll stick with "You haven't found the right one".

You answered your own question: you have not "tried to meet anyone new. " So try.

I'm not going to tell you to wait some more, because the fact that you posted the question means you've decided you want some attention and loving. Good for you. Get right back on that horse so to speak :) (but don't ever call her a horse. Women don't like that in case you've forgotten over the last 8 years. )

So, since you look just like Jim Morrison, post a pic or two of your good looking self on pof.com (if you're cheap) or match.com (if you're not) and tell the world how successful and fun you are and you'll get a nibble or two.

Or, go to the local meat market and go shopping.

Or, go join a club or take a class likely to be populated by chicks (so no, not RPG night at the local games store. Think dancing or cooking). Even if you don't find love there you'll probably make friends there. Then ask all your newfound friends there if THEY have single friends.

Maybe it's because you have access to a bar full of drunk monkeys. Drunk monkeys always need constant supervision. Imagine a bar fight, but with the fighters throwing their own poop at each other. That isn't my idea of fun, especially if I'd be the one who has to clean it up.

Actually, in all seriousness... I don't know. It could be you, it could be them. It could be both. It could be something in the water. Something in the culture. Too many variables.

Maybe you're just not quite ready yet.

Think quality, not quantity. Don't get discouraged (easier said than done, I know, but...)

And maybe get rid of some of those monkeys. I don't think women particularly care for monkeys, especially if they become angry drunken monkeys...