Whats your funny, embarrassing or romantic dating story?

I dated two Irish sisters at once, on different nights, for a couple of weeks before they found out about each other. I just did it for fun, I assumed they would find out within a few days but apparently they kept secrets from each other. I had slept with one and was getting close with the other one. They were both pretty angry at me.

I know someone who asked this girl on a date. The two of them went to a seafood restaurant. The guy ordered a dish that involved squid ink. After dinner he dropped off his date and went home, and looked in the mirror.his teeth were pure black.