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Reminds me of the Steve Martin Holiday Sketch on Saturday Night Live.
"If I had one wish that I could wish for this season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together. in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes for this season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together. in the spirit of harmony and peace. and the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given. to me. Tax free, in a Swiss bank account."
Actually, I'd do 4 million a year, tax free. I'm not greedy like Steve Martin. I've got simple pleasures. ;)
Mainly with the money, a lot of my problems would fix themselves. With the money, I could care lees about the stable job thing, because I'm already responsible and hard working, so.
I would invest in my own company.
I'd get an office on my own, a house, (close by to the office).
With my own place, and my own office, then I'd focus on my body and start working out more, get a lot healthier, and start getting more muscular.
I could also afford more classes, and do more interesting things.
Of course, then I could give more to charity.
Maybe then, after all that gets set up, women would find me more appealing.
2) I wish I was taller. I'm 5'7, and short. Now if I were 6'0 to 6'5, I'd be considered a lot more attractive. And there along with the working out, I'd be a lot more intimidating looking. People probably would try to mess with me as much as they try now.
3) Better looking.
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