I am doing this thing in school where we pretend we are either obama or mccain and we have to pick three people for vice president, and why we think they would be good. And one of them is supposed to be funny. I was going to do paris hilton but I think someone alread took that. Chuck norris britney spears michael jordan are all already taken. I can only be funny when I am not supposed to be. But when I amsupposed to make up somethin funny I can;t do it. Any help?
I beat you to that one, but yeah, I think he'd be great. Imagine the "I'm gonna eat his children" moment at the debates. - 2 months ago
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Oh, ah well, I don't always read them all before I comment, Mike Tyson biting off ears at a party convention would just be hilarious, leaving a huge pile of ears, like from that movie...hrm...scarey movie 4? - 2 months ago
Some crazy old crazy cat lady or some homeless guy. That would be funny.
You could have some dead person as your running mate, and it could be someone famous. an actor (just make sure they have been dead for a while, as it's less topical and people won't freak out as much.
He rests in peace, so his ticket is all about creating peace! He's got the vote among dead people!
What about fictional characters? Is that allowed?
You could go with someone obscure, like Phyllis Diller or Jonathan Winters. Charo. Someone incredibly old. Celebrities can sound more real in the sense that it wouldn't be unexpected for another celeb to be in politics.
If you want more realistic, you could go, depending on your party, with a celeb who is blatently for that party, someone loud, outspoken and very political; like Dennis Miller for the Republicans or Patton Oswald for Democrats.
Eric Cartmen would be great, but you can't have a cartoon candidate, so.yeah, I got it, Obama and Macho Man: "OOOH YEAH, Stack up a Vote for OBAMA" (Instead of 'snap into a slim jim,' everybody needs a gimmick, lol.) That would get people pumped to vote for him. And I don't even like politics but I think I just changed my own mind, haha.
You should watch the Jay Leno Show and use some of his stupid jokes about the election, he says like 20 about it every night its on about 10 so anyway that would be a funny person
Maybe you could tie in a Mary Catherine Ghelleger. You know, the super star girl. You can do the hands in the armpits thing and say something like, "when ever my country is in debt. I get really nerovous, and stick my hands in my arpit, and then smell them really fast." Just think of tv, and your favorite show.and characters from those! You sound creative enough without our help!
Is sarah palin suppose to be a bad VP choice? - 2 months ago
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Yeah, I think so. That was the point. I sure don't want her one seventy-something year old, cancer survivor's heartbeat away from the presidency. You want her matching up with whatever craziness Putin is doing? A former beauty queen who believes creationism should be taught in schools? Yeah, I think she might be the worst VP candidate since Quayle or maybe even Eagleton. - 2 months ago
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