I'm half mexican/white and I found these hysterical. Mexicans have a particular english accent! It's classic! Enjoy. it's a long night for me! lol!
TISSUE: I told you that if you don't know how to do it, I could tissue.
BUDWEISER: Your girl's booty is so fine homie, budweiser face so ugly?
CHICKEN: My vieja(girl) wanted me to go to the store but chicken go by herself.
HERPES: My wife and I went to a birthday party and I got a piece of cake and she got herpes.
CHAIR and WHEELCHAIR: I was about to eat a bag of candy, then my mom said "Mira beep, you better chair with your brother!" and I said, "Don't worry Ma', wheelchair it!"
JUICY: I was rolling a blunt with my homie and I said "Let me know if juicy the cops, OK?"
INJURE: I was playing poker with my Jefe(boss) and after he beat me he said, "Injure face cab.n!"(a$$hole)
ICE CREAM: My boyfriend loves it cuando (when)we have sex porque(because) Ice Cream, "Jes Jes, papi Jes!"
Yeah I think this is funny and all, but I was just wondering why you posted this as anonymous? There isn't really anything bad about telling jokes unless your using the offensively. You shouldn't be scared to laugh about something and I know there are some people who get pissed off at racial jokes, but they can all go to hell. >:D Anyways, funny stuff!
Your right, people are stupid and many are always wanting to point the finger and play the race card. They just want attention. What a bad way to get it. - 2 months ago
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