What is something new that you learned today?

I learned that IUD's are a type of birth control, from a man whore. He taught me that today! :D!
He knows everything about that stuff! xD

I adjusted and aligned a telescope today! I basically demonstrated and learned how I operate a telescope I've never used before.

I knew that getting your dog spayed could prevent pyometra, but today I learned what pyometra is--an infection that causes the uterus to fill with pus.

My sister is a nurse at an animal hospital. There were pictures...

Oh my gosh you taught me something new! haha

But aside from that, today I learned that cotton candy is my favorite smell!

I know, that's some pretty deep self-discovery ;)

Ah friend zone... the two most used words on GAG :P

Today I learned... Hmm.. nothing new. Gotta do some new research!

I learned that EVERYONE was on Tales from the Crypt, haha!
Andrew McCarthy, Kyle MacLachlan (also directed an episode), Teri Garr, Bruce McGill, Beau Bridges, Tony Goldwyn, Jon Lovitz, Louise Fletcher, Sandra Bernhard, Michael J. Fox (who also directed the episode), Whoopi Goldberg, Kirk Douglas, Lance Henriksen, Dan Akroyd, Malcolm McDowell, George Wendt, Tim Roth, Steven Weber, Rita Wilson, Tim Curry, Ed Begley Jr, Roger Daltrey (The Who), Steve Buscemi, Bill Paxton, Brad Dourif, Traci Lords, Jeffrey Jones, Anthony Michael Hall, Brooke Shields, Martin Sheen, Billy Zane, Tom Hanks (who also directed the episode), Lou Diamond Phillips, Priscilla Presley, Cheech Marin, Robert Picardo, Sugar Ray Leonard, Dylan McDermott, Heavy D, William Friedkin directed an episode, Mimi Rogers, Buck Henry, Christopher Reeve, Judd Nelson, Meat Loaf, Margot Kidder, David Morse, Brad Pitt, Joe Pesci, Demi Moore, Jeffrey Tambor, Kelly Preston, Arnold Schwarzenegger directed an episode, Teri Hatchet, Patricia Clarkson, Carol Kane... and so many more! It's insane! Hahahahaha!

I learned that giving a clock as a birthday present to an elderly Chinese person is considered offensive. (who the f*** would give you a clock for your birthday anyway?)

Here's why:

Because the characters:
1. ??
Song Zhong
and
2. ??
Song Zhong
which have the same pronunciation can be confused. one means to give a watch /clock and number 2 is to accompany an elderly friend or family member as they pass away.
So if you give them a clock, it's a metaphor to tell them you hope to accompany them as they pass away, eg. hurry up and die already. So it's considered offensive.

Remember that if you ever had the weird idea of giving a clock to an elderly Chinese person for their birthday lolol.

I learned that dmso works wonders on my hurt back.

That eyeballs don't look like raisins only after 3 years...it takes much longer