What is the one girly trend that confuses you?

The Ugg boots are fine, as long as you realize that there is only one attractive way to wear them: with your pants on the outside. Tucking your pants into the boots, or far worse wearing them with a miniskirt is just outrageously hilarious. Seriously girls, you look ridiculous that way.

Another tough call is the spandex. On the right girls, I have no complaints. But please oh please make an honest assessment of whether you're spandex material or not.

Buying overpriced clothes, when you can buy nearly the same thing for 25% of the price of some well known expensive brand

Good Question...

ho-ly crap... there's a ton of 'em, but i'll mention my top few here (and yes, I know you just asked for one):

1) the windshield-sized sunglasses - seriously, I can't see your face at all (i can't even recognize my friends sometimes) and I feel like someday soon i'm going to see them equipped with wipers.

2) ugg boots - really... I mean, they were designed by fat alaskan indians who eat raw whale fat in igloos, and you want to wear them with a miniskirt?

3) fake tanning - not really sure what to say here... you look like a hot dog that was left on the convenience store rack too long. and in the dead of winter, we all know dang well where you got that crispy fresh-from-the-tropics "glow".

4) huge purses - it seems that I would be hard-pressed to cram into the back half of my Jeep what you guys carry around on a daily basis... what do you keep in there? I mean, I know guys just put crap in their pockets (a novel idea, by the way), but seriously... you have a cubic yard worth of space for a cell phone, some keys, some gum, a money carrying device, and maybe a few feminine products?

(and this goes along with my next one...)

5) tiny purses - you can't even fit your ID and a gangster roll in there. why carry it?

6) shirts/dresses that look like they were designed for pregnant folks - it's confusing because I don't know whether to ask you for your number or how far along you are. not that there's anything wrong with looking pregnant or being pregnant... babies are awesome.

7) stilts or "lift kits" (a.k.a. those shoes that make you 6 inches taller) - I realize you don't want to be seen as short, but you look like you're about to ford a river. just caulk your wagon and float across like the rest of us who played Oregon Trail (or you could hire an indian for a couple of sets of clothing - your choice).

*(this is all in good fun... i'm not judging, just poking fun at something that makes little sense to me)*

The whole Cindy Lauper(i think that's her name? ) look with the bad fashion. Some of those trends look like they're coming back. And I don't know whether to ask these people if they are color-blind or doing it on purpose?

This is more of a fashion comment, but I just don't get those pointy-toed shoes. They look horrendous. Also, women not wearing hose of any kind. Not just pantyhose, but any kind; stockings, tights, etc. They definitely make your legs look super, but usually women don't wear them. Why?

Lol the whole 80's look! I'm still fighting the good fight and not giving in. I hate loud flashy clashy clothing and I'll never wear it. I found a pair of leggings with lace on the bottom at a store yesterday. Couldn't help but laugh because I remember my mom making me wear those in like 3rd grade lol