To me, it would be like:
Online: bulldozing through a garbage dump and finding the occasional discarded but still useful item
Offline: a mostly boring coal mine that is littered with diamonds everywhere.
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Online: Oh! An unwrapped Hershey's kiss that is MINE for the taking... Oh wait... 49894053405 other dudes just spotted it too. FML.
Offline: SO SPARKLY! SOSO SPARKLY! Uh-oh. Too sparkly... I can't handle the sparkliness... I WON'T SAY A WORD TO THAT SPARKLY PERSON.
Are these even metaphors? No right?
Why did I answer this from the perspective of a guy?
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