I'm going to go with:
Bad spelling/sentence structure.
A picture of their truck.
They are obese.
Them saying anything implying they are only there to hookup.
They live too far away.
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-wants to get married
-any kind of 'DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE A DOUCHE' type disclaimer
-memes/inspiration quotes in place of photo
-no body shots
-heavily Instagrammed pictures
-all group shots so I'm not sure which one is them
I'm also sick of seeing Macchu Picchu, drugged tigers in Thailand, and Platform 9 3/4 in King's Cross.2