What is your favourite pickup line?

Here's one...

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

It's really lame haha, do you have any more?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
s your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.


Most Helpful Guy

  • I like your hair, I like your skin, I like every bone in you especially mine.
    Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

    ^ these are lame but funny

    You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line.

    ^ I like this one.

    • those re cool! thanks!

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    • oh wait... im actually undermyumr_ella haha

    • Oh I see.. I can't call you mine, you got a name :P LOL

      Anyways, you really need an umbrella in those sunny days. :D


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What Guys Said 4

  • I've always just liked "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

  • How bout we make a love cocktail ! 1 cup of you , 2 cups of me put it to boil... Serve while hot !!.

    Damn baby !! You shit with DAT ass?

  • You must not know how to smoke cigarettes properly because dat ass is smokin...

  • Hi... you look nice today!


What Girls Said 4

  • The one you said is actually funny, others are just like 'meh'.

    • Why thank you hahahahaha

  • Go up to a girl, take out an ice cube from your glass, and smash it with your foot.

    "Now that we've broken the ice, can I ask what your name is?"

  • Haha I've never heard that one! Nice! I can't think of one at the moment but if you want a laugh go watch the two guys from the singing group Pentatonix. They have their own channel called SuperFruit and they have a long list of hilarious pick up lines and I was laughing uncontrollably!

    • awesome! I will!

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    • Cool! "Hey are you an ice cream man?"
      "Because I wouldn't trust you with my children"

    • haha I like that one too!

  • Would you like to be the cheese to my macaroni?

    • perf :)

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    • If I were to rate you, you'd be a 9/10, and I'm the one you need

    • Nice nice...