What is your favourite pickup line?

Here's one...

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

It's really lame haha, do you have any more?

Updates:
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
s your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I like your hair, I like your skin, I like every bone in you especially mine.
    (or)
    Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

    ^ these are lame but funny

    You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line.

    ^ I like this one.

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    • those re cool! thanks!

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    • oh wait... im actually undermyumr_ella haha

    • Oh I see.. I can't call you mine, you got a name :P LOL

      Anyways, you really need an umbrella in those sunny days. :D

What Guys Said 4

  • I've always just liked "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

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  • How bout we make a love cocktail ! 1 cup of you , 2 cups of me put it to boil... Serve while hot !!.

    Damn baby !! You shit with DAT ass?

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  • You must not know how to smoke cigarettes properly because dat ass is smokin...

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  • Hi... you look nice today!

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What Girls Said 4

  • The one you said is actually funny, others are just like 'meh'.

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    • Why thank you hahahahaha

  • Go up to a girl, take out an ice cube from your glass, and smash it with your foot.

    "Now that we've broken the ice, can I ask what your name is?"

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  • Haha I've never heard that one! Nice! I can't think of one at the moment but if you want a laugh go watch the two guys from the singing group Pentatonix. They have their own channel called SuperFruit and they have a long list of hilarious pick up lines and I was laughing uncontrollably!

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    • awesome! I will!

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    • Cool! "Hey are you an ice cream man?"
      "Because I wouldn't trust you with my children"

    • haha I like that one too!

  • Would you like to be the cheese to my macaroni?

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    • perf :)

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    • If I were to rate you, you'd be a 9/10, and I'm the one you need

    • Nice nice...

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