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When I asked my roommate to help describe me for my dating profile he laughed and asked “why are you making a dating profile?” I’m taking that as a compliment. Anyway, I have lived on three different continents and each has shaped me into the man I am today. My experiences have taught me that in the end we’re all very similar and strive for the same things in life (love, success, and happiness). It has also taught me how to quickly make new friends and get along with pretty much anyone (like my ex-convict friend E-money, he’s the only one allowed to call me P-ditty), so don’t worry about being shy my average muscular arms will tear down your wall.
What I’m doing with my life:
I recently moved to Brisbane from the USA to attend medical school. No, I’m not fat and I don’t own a gun, but I do have a super sexy accent according to some local Aussie girls. I am highly ambitious and respect those that are as well. I absolutely love Brisbane! However, I still think you all drive on the wrong side of the road and it’s a miracle that I’ve yet to get hit by a car from looking at the wrong side before crossing (unlike that drunk dude in NYC).
Who I’m looking for:
I’m looking for a sweet and caring girl who I can call my princess and snuggle with. There’s nothing more attractive than an intelligent confident girl that respects herself and has a great sense of humor (It also doesn’t hurt if you’re smoking hot). I’m not looking for a 24/7 party girl or just a random hookup. My sister is my best friend and that has made me into a protective guy when it comes to all women in general. I’m not here to play games and I know exactly what I want. Impress me and we’ll be chilling on the beach of Aphrodite's Island.
I have two guitars (goldilocks and daisy, yes I know it’s a douche move to name them) and I suck at playing both of them. If it can go fast, chances are I love it. I can be dorky, but it’s the good type I promise. I never keep my promises. I love sarcasm, hint hint. My rubik’s cube solving skills impresses all the ladies and is an instant panty dropper. Game of Thrones is the greatest show ever made (If you think otherwise I understand, but you’re wrong and I hate you).
Bonus super randomness:
When I was five I used to spend a lot of my time riding my bicycle. My mom would get angry at me and yell (high pitched mom voice) “come in and get your dinner, it’s getting cold”. It wasn’t until years later that I realized that my bike wasn’t a bike, but a 45 year old homeless man.