5 Words (or less) that will instantly ruin a date?

5 WORDS (OR LESS) THAT WILL INSTANTLY RUIN A DATE?

  • Will you use a stap-on?
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  • I don't do fat chicks/guys.
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  • I ate too many beans.
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  • I want lots of kids.
    8% (4)18% (7)13% (11)Vote
  • You're fatter in person. / You don't look the same.
    40% (19)15% (6)29% (25)Vote
  • How coarse are your pubes?
    10% (5)8% (3)9% (8)Vote
  • Other (Comment)
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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Most Helpful Guy

  • So two of my female friends recounted fail dates they had been on:

    One of them had gone to a guy's appartment, and he had to cleanse the place with crystals before she was allowed to enter...

    The other one met up with a dude who started talking about how he at one point was planning a school shooting. This was on their first date.

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What Guys Said 26

  • "God is my best friend"

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  • Have you heard of micropenis?

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  • 6 words:
    My husband killed my last boyfriend.

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  • Mother will be here soon

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    • Id be laughing so much if somebody over 14 said this

    • I know, it would be scary... the guy who lives in his mum's basement at 30 years of age

  • "I was born a man"

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  • My vagina produces pungent odors.

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  • I have aids.

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  • I have ebola. Like right now...

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  • I just shit myself... again

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  • This steak is poop

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  • Hello, my name is Nick.

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  • "I'm gonna pound your pooper"

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  • I love JB and 1D

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    • Yea, I'd be like ehh. Well it wouldn't instantly ruin the date unless that was the only thing they listened to. JB actually isn't that bad nowadays though. His sound is more mature.

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    • @kxera finally someone I can agree on xD!

    • No one else has agreed with you on this?

  • Did you realize i farted?

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  • Pay For The Dinner

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  • I eat my period blood

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  • Your dad looks kinda hot.

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  • I live with my mom.

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  • "I want lots of kids" would make me instant leave, I'd take the other as a weird joke.

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  • Are you sick

    I feel like that one would instantly ruin that date

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  • "Soon we'll be together forever".

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  • How about... I dont want any kids nor i want marriage some day... HAHAHA LOL

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  • im better than you

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  • "i have a small dick" basically. or something between the lines of "-my 5 ex wives died from poisonous mushrooms. my previous one though with a sledgehammer -she steppep on it? -no, she was not eating the mushrooms... ".

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  • "My dick won't suck itself"

    Although this actually will work on some girls

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  • Wanting lots of kids would actually be a positive in my eyes. It depends on if the other person wants kids or not.

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What Girls Said 14

  • "Justin Bieber is my idol".

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  • Can you pay this time!!!

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  • Wanna go to my place?

    First date, first sentence no-no in my book.

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  • "My mom will LOVE you."

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  • the strap on would scare me the most

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  • can i kiss you?

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  • I always dreamed of you

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  • My husband will love you!!!

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  • You said 5 words, but I'll break the rules. When a guy says, I think I'm in-love with you.

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  • Suck my dick.

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    • Thats worked for me more times then not.

    • Lol, I don't know the types of girls you dated. If it was a first date and I barley knew the guy I'd walk out.

  • I am against immigration, homosexuality, and equality. I would be like heck no dude.

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  • "I am a psychopath."

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  • "I just love pop music"

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  • You're wearing that?

    Totally got told that by some guy. I was wearing a normal looking dress. I didn't see any issue with it then or now... i walked out on the dude. I thought he'd be happier where he belonged, at a gay bar.

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    • I said that once to a guy but not because there was something wrong with his outfits, but he was so dressed up and I felt embarrassed for not doing the same

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