Say she had got super comfortable around you and she came up to you, sat on your and let out a massive, long loud fart that reeked and then rushed off saying I bet you can't get me back and was laughing her ass off as she rushed off. Would you be grossed out or would you think she is awesome and be playful with her. What would you do?
Guys, what would your reaction be if your girlfriend farting on you as a joke?
What Guys Said 17
Most women have a baffling lack of sense of humour when it comes to farting. I'd think it was great she was so relaxed around you.
She clearly wants to play, so go play!0
Grossed. The fuck. Out.
Unless this is some kind of mutual inside joke then this just isn't right...0
Would not be impressed0
Um... Okay so I'm the type that would get revenge. So I'd get pissed at her, like especially if it smelled like ass, then go find her ass and get her back.0
I would laugh my ass off... then I would fart my ass off. She REALLY shouldn't start a fart battle with me. That's a door best left unopened.0
I would tell you what I think but people get sensitive about their farts : )0
I'd be grossed out because my girlfriend would never do that in 100 years.0
she wants the D0
i'd push her into a window.
You don't do that nasty crap with me.0
I would leave her. She is pretty uncouth.0
Oh hell no!
Gross, immature not feminine at all...0
she's awesome, though kinda gross... Anyway she's obviously looking for a flirty play-fight.0
If we were close, id laugh about it and try to wind back.0
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