Funny pickup lines?

any stupidly good pickup lines? I'm having a competition with my boyfriend haha, make em cheezy


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

    I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together.

    Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material (or vise versa)

    Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.

    If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber

    I seem to have lost my number? May I have yours?

    Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

    Is your daddy a baker? Because you've got some nice buns.

    Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

    I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

    Hope this helps😊

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What Guys Said 3

  • Here are a few I know

    There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

    You're like a dictionary. you add meaning to my life.

    Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

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  • Someone call 911 your so hot your on fire😊

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  • Are you a subway sandwich? cause you sure look fresh

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What Girls Said 1

  • Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

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