What the.. xD
I hope you are not judging me I posted this question in fun.
The reason I ask is because I have come across some judgmental girls on this site and you often can't tell online.
Not at all.
Oh I just was not sure because of how you worded it that was all. Anyway so what would you do if you had a boyfriend that did that? Be mad! or laugh!
If he farted in public and blamed it on me?Depends xD If he'd blame it on me while chilling with friends , I'd probably be slightly pissed.But if it's only him and me, I'd laugh.
Yeah I heard about a guy that farted loudly on the bus or something when he was sitting next to a woman he did not know and said loudly to her don't worry everyone farts ill take the blame so everyone things I did it. I think someone did that.
Damn.. That's just a douchebag xD
It would have been so embarrassing for her.
Poor lady ;o
Nope but after talking to you I am going to buy a fart machine and blame it on the girls
Good! LOL haha. Don't forget to buy fart spray to haha.
Yes for sure you have to have the smell that goes along with it
Well studies have shown in general girls actually fart 3 times more often than men and generally girls farts reek much worse than mens because of the fact there is higher levels of sulphur gases in girls farts. Sulphur gases means stinky farts lol.
Yes I remember we were talking about this before I was shocked to find out about this knowing how they are supposed to act like Queens and all and how they talk about girls dont poop
Yes in my personal opinion in general women are way more nasty when they let off a fart. Many women let out a massive, long and loud one that reeks so bad. LOL. In one place I worked at there were two stalls in this building one stall for mens toilet and the other for the women's and right when I walked to the building at the door to the building itself I could smell this huge stench of poop coming out of the women's stall. As I walked past the women's stall to get to the men's the hot girl at work come out and eye contact was made lol
Oh wow a hot chick? That sounds like a 300 pound amazon woman lmao"
Nope it was a hot slim chick and she had a nice ass to from memory.
wow bro that is a trip big time a hot chick doing all of that just WOW""""
Yes this same girl even farted in the lunch room in front of us accidentally once to from memory.
wow do you still see her around?
No not in real life I don't anymore.
That time she farted in the lunch room I was not there but one of the other girls came racing down and told me about how the hot girl had just farted.
I know you have so many more storys on all of this I enjoy hearing them.
Yes and then there was another girl where I worked that would let everyone around her know she had just farted or when she was just about to, sometimes both.
HAHA what happened next?
Well this girl that tells everyone about it when she has just farted and when she is about to was working on a machine with some other girls. I was working on another machine with another girl that was close. The windows of the area were open and the girl that always tells people when she is about to fart told us she had just farted. She was about 2 or 3 feet away from us but her fart really smelt rotten. Then from what I can remember of that day she kept farting and it was starting to smell bad. Then the girl I was working with said something like you have got me going now or something.
wow I am sitting here cracking up just imagine being there
Yes and at the end of the day I said loudly to the girl I was working with "Should we leave the windows and doors open tonight to change the air in here". The girl that had stunk it up the most was only on the other side of a plastic wall and I heard her yell out "I heard that!".
The girl that I was working with said "I think that is a good idea"
LMAO Thats some good stuff right there
It is. The same girl that made the place smelly by farting once said to me when I was walking with her somewhere "I think you should get in front of me I am about to fart".
Oh my what a trip for sure
Yes and another time when we had just had one of our breaks morning tea or lunch or something this other girl was saying we need to get back to work and that same girls that stunk the place up that day came walking though and heard the other girl and said "well i have just farted, that will get all you lot moving".
Oh she's a sick one alright. Is she a big girl? What do you think about her? What does the rest think about her?
She was not hugely overweight but she was overweight for sure but not a really huge person by any means. I love girls like that.
Thats awesome bro we should hold a fart party one day
Yes we could lol. A different girl again was disgusted by the fact the other girl made that comment about it getting us moving that day. I saw one girl screw her nose up a bit.
lol sounds like fun
Yes this was a girl I had not so good feelings for so guess what I did once.
What did you do? Here it comes look out lol
I saved up farts for a long time and then when I felt ready when she was walking past me the other day I let it all out. It turned out to be one big long loud fart. hahaa
Oh wow HAHAHA""""
Yeah she was grossed out I also loudly talked about poop near her to a few times lol
lol that is a trip all of it. TAhanks for the laughs. i need to get some sleep Its 4:31 AM
There also was the time I farted loudly at university reasonably close to this sexy blonde haired babe and she found it so funny she lost it in laughter. She could not control her laughter, it was like she was going to lay an egg, she was pretty much laughing so hard she was crying. She laughed about the fart I did that hard for about a minute and then had trouble getting herself under control again. I thought awesome a sexy blonde babe that finds farting that funny. :) Anyway good night.
Good storys keep them coming again soon. Ok Good Night
Have an opinion?
No but it sounds like a great idea.
Would you think it is funny if your boyfriend farted loudly and blamed you so everyone in public thought it was you? or are you saying that sound like a good idea for you to do to a boyfriend?
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