I cheated on my girlfriend with a midget/ does it count?

Does it count?

  • yes
    87% (20)52% (13)69% (33)Vote
  • no
    9% (2)12% (3)10% (5)Vote
  • legendary
    4% (1)36% (9)21% (10)Vote
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I also think I inherited some of its magical powers

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Cheating with a little person is cheating, so yes, it counts. However, if you cheated on her with a clown, then it does not.

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    • But I assume her breasts were bigger?

    • Debatable..
      I hit the gym hard, and those testosterone injections do wonders..
      Definitely less hair

What Girls Said 4

  • Absolute LOL'ed

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  • The midget must have fried most of your braincells...
    of course it's cheating.

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  • Yes it's still cheating.. Midgets are people-.-

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  • No, it's only half cheating.

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What Guys Said 7

  • Only if the midget finished.

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    • I am a generous lover, I gave him a reach around

  • No of course not lmao you have to have had sex with least 3 or 4 of them for it to count on cheating with one regular human. Also legendary bro midget boobs are the mos mysterious I really hope you share some of your magic powers with me I am sailing away set an open course for the virgin sea
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TcztyNlFx0

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    • My miss's is 6 foot tall,
      3some maybe, love the contrast

  • "Midget" is not the preferred nomenclature, dude.

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    • Dwarf maybe? But there are 17 different types I believe.
      So correct, it was a generalization

    • I'm mostly just busting your balls. But yeah, most people don't know it's kind of an offensive term to little people, so just a little reminder.

      Your cheating does count.

  • Hahaha obvious troll is obvious

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    • No, not a troll, a midget..
      This isn't Lord of the Rings

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    • It's on my bucket list, well it was

    • Congrats then I guess

  • Only if you pitched.

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  • Trying to be funny fail...

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  • yeah cause midgets aren't humans... -_-

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