Seriously, they state that one-night stands are comparable to being a virgin that's never been kissed and never had a girlfriend, and, I'm like, no, even if a one night stand doesn't fulfill your prince fantasy, at least you've had some fucking form of intimacy, guys like me, we've never had ANY form, so don't equate your dissatisfaction with one night stands with my utter loneliness, at least you know you're fuckig desired, for all I know, I'm just a piece of shit.
Because we do! Most of us are too shy to approach you guys, so we spend half of our lives sIngle WAITING for the right one you to approach us. Im tired of waiting though. This year, I'm stepping up to the plate