Tell me the worst pick up line you can think of or that people have used on you. Ex: you autocomplete me
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They're not translateable in English... Unfortunately they wouldn't work at all.
But here: One time a dude asked me my name and after that he made a pun with my name in it (because it has the same root in the word as a deer) that went something like this: 'You DO know I'm a deer hunter, right?' and winked. That was kind of hilariously lame. I still laughed...
What Guys Said 31
Roses r red
Violets r blue I've got a gun Get in the van.
You must be a Yugioh card. Because I'm about to put you in face-down position.
I once said to a girl,
"Hey, It's my birthday and I usually like to get at least one cute girl to kiss me for my birthday!" Yes... it worked ;)
Where you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cocktail.
Baby, if you were a fruit... you'd be a fineapple!
I like the way you move... like butter on a bald monkey I'm not really into the fancy wines... but I do likue moans Do you like pudding. ... cause in a minute you gonna be pudding yhis dick innya mouth Hey baby... you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!!
Used on me? She said that even the flu virus liked me...
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I have a serious case of boobphobia, do you mind if i feel your tits so I can overcome my greatest fear?
Can i borrow your phone cause mine isn't getting service
@MissNowhere This question has given me ideas...
Are you a atom bomb, cause you just blew me away
You know what I'd do if i had the power to rearrange the letters of the alphabet?
If use that power to impress women ;p
"I will rock your world". That is totally offensive. Hey! you will rock my world, my world! Bam bam.
Black eye for the next month.
Call 911 your so hot your on fire😊
Wanna fuck? My uncle said he used to say that, and sure he'd get slapped a lot but every night he'd try it at the bar he would get at least one chick to go for it. Of course that was the 70's.
If you were a dumpster you would be the best sperm dumpster.
i heard this at the department of human services today, this guy told a female "ill take you out to dinner with my food stamps"
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't know anything about you, but I have this feeling in my gut that says I should take you out.
You look good or I think you look good cause u wearing Zara clothing.
I don't know bad pick up lines, only unworthy girls that already showed part of their 'bad" personality by using a superficial way of showing interest
... may I buy you a drink...
Are you a pair of high heels?
because i could wear you out <3
Hey is that a new jacket? its very becoming on you. if i were on you, id be coming too
Did you fall from Heaven? Because I've got an erection.
"Don't worry, I'm not gonna hit you."
My friend (female) had a guy text her something to the effect of:
I wanna bend you over a desk and ram myself into you over and over again until you cum like crazy... Oh, shit! Stupid Autocorrect! I meant hey. It was stupid, but also... kinda brilliant. :P More from Guys
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"Can I buy you something?"(As he follows me to and Into the nearest store). xx
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see 😹
''Shut up and give me your number.''
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
People have never used them on me but they're still the worse hahaha :
Are you a firefighter? 'Cause you turn all the hoes on. I really want a STUD in my life, I've already got the STD, now all I need is you.
ANY + ALL x 10000000000000000000000
"Do you want to get some pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?"
"If this was Tinder I'd swipe right on you ;) Would you swipe right on me too?"
Are you a parking ticket?
cause you got FINE written all over you.
I lost my number can I have yours?
"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
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