Worst pick up lines?

Tell me the worst pick up line you can think of or that people have used on you. Ex: you autocomplete me


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Most Helpful Guy

  • If I flipped a coin what are my chances of getting head?

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Most Helpful Girl

  • They're not translateable in English... Unfortunately they wouldn't work at all.
    But here:

    One time a dude asked me my name and after that he made a pun with my name in it (because it has the same root in the word as a deer) that went something like this: 'You DO know I'm a deer hunter, right?' and winked. That was kind of hilariously lame. I still laughed...

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What Guys Said 31

  • Roses r red
    Violets r blue
    I've got a gun
    Get in the van.

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  • You must be a Yugioh card. Because I'm about to put you in face-down position.

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  • I once said to a girl,
    "Hey, It's my birthday and I usually like to get at least one cute girl to kiss me for my birthday!"

    Yes... it worked ;)

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  • Where you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cocktail.

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  • Baby, if you were a fruit... you'd be a fineapple!

    I like the way you move... like butter on a bald monkey

    I'm not really into the fancy wines... but I do likue moans
    Do you like pudding. ... cause in a minute you gonna be pudding yhis dick innya mouth

    Hey baby... you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!!

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  • Used on me? She said that even the flu virus liked me...

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  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile

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  • Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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  • I have a serious case of boobphobia, do you mind if i feel your tits so I can overcome my greatest fear?

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  • Hi, my name is fart.

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  • Can i borrow your phone cause mine isn't getting service

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  • @MissNowhere This question has given me ideas...

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  • Are you a atom bomb, cause you just blew me away

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  • You know what I'd do if i had the power to rearrange the letters of the alphabet?

    If use that power to impress women ;p

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  • "I will rock your world". That is totally offensive. Hey! you will rock my world, my world! Bam bam.
    Black eye for the next month.

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    • I can't believe people say some of these things. Losers. :)

  • Call 911 your so hot your on fire😊

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  • Wanna fuck? My uncle said he used to say that, and sure he'd get slapped a lot but every night he'd try it at the bar he would get at least one chick to go for it. Of course that was the 70's.

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  • If you were a dumpster you would be the best sperm dumpster.

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  • You legal baby?

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  • i heard this at the department of human services today, this guy told a female "ill take you out to dinner with my food stamps"

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  • "sex me woman" lol

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  • Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't know anything about you, but I have this feeling in my gut that says I should take you out.

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  • You look good or I think you look good cause u wearing Zara clothing.

    I don't know bad pick up lines, only unworthy girls that already showed part of their 'bad" personality by using a superficial way of showing interest

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  • ... may I buy you a drink...

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  • Are you a pair of high heels?
    because i could wear you out <3

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  • Hey is that a new jacket? its very becoming on you. if i were on you, id be coming too

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  • Did you fall from Heaven? Because I've got an erection.

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  • This will be a fun one

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  • "Don't worry, I'm not gonna hit you."

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  • My friend (female) had a guy text her something to the effect of:

    I wanna bend you over a desk and ram myself into you over and over again until you cum like crazy... Oh, shit! Stupid Autocorrect! I meant hey.

    It was stupid, but also... kinda brilliant. :P

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What Girls Said 12

  • "Can I buy you something?"(As he follows me to and Into the nearest store). xx

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  • Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see 😹

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  • ''Shut up and give me your number.''

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  • "I'm Batman."

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  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

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  • People have never used them on me but they're still the worse hahaha :
    Are you a firefighter? 'Cause you turn all the hoes on.
    I really want a STUD in my life, I've already got the STD, now all I need is you.

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  • ANY + ALL x 10000000000000000000000

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  • "Do you want to get some pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?"

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  • "If this was Tinder I'd swipe right on you ;) Would you swipe right on me too?"

    Me: Um.

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  • Are you a parking ticket?
    cause you got FINE written all over you.

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  • I lost my number can I have yours?

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  • "Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"

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