I chose the frozen herring. My pent-up aggression requires me to beat the hell out of someone/something in that instance. There's a reason for the word "ex". Ya don't go backwards in dating. Exes need to move the hell on. I already dealt with one psycho ex (and his gf) not leaving me alone. I have no patience for another one. Be prepared for a frozen herring flavored ass whipping! Where one is hit so hard, they can taste it. 🐟🚑🏥
Well I've been fighting for 4 years in MMA and was CIF wrestler in high school. I'm not a hot head by any means... but I have to say it would feel pretty good to knock him out cold then calmly walk away like nothing happened.
Picked D. I might be a sissy but I do whatever the fuck I want to do and I'm not fighting some dumbass for a woman's love. If she wants me she wants me if she wants you she wants you that's it not dueling over some dumbshit like that. In fact I'd beat his ass then dump her anyway for getting me into this dumb situation. With my bear hands. Yes BEAR hands. Then I'd write "I'm a sissy" on a sheet of paper, tape it to my chest, and ride off into the sunset in his car.