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They understand that I'm the man, the king of my castle.
They understand that when I say no, I mean no.
They don't annoy me with their presence all the time
They don't tell me boring ass stories
They respect the decision I make
They keep their hands to themselves
They don't start fights and drag me into them when they're losing/feel threatened
They calm their shit tests down and don't ask me stupid ass questions like "What side of the bed do you want?" only to say "but then I'm too close to the door and I'll feel nervous!" or summat.
THEY KEEP THEIR FORK ON THEIR PLATE (nothing pisses me off worse than a woman trying to control my resources, fuck).
Superficial things: Attractive, short, wide hips, small waist, decently busty, cute voice, preferably an Arab, dresses classy because she's afraid of embarrassing me.0