I spontaneously sucker-punched my boyfriend. How can I regain his loyal trust so that I may sucker-punch his dumb-ass again?
He ate the last piece of my chocolate cake!
Most Helpful Guy
ROFLMAO !!! Make him get you another cake and just chill out
Most Helpful Girl
I hope he has filed assault charges against you by now. Maybe you can start regaining his truth while you're in a jail because that's where you belong.
What Guys Said 1
I have to say you need to be charged with assault and go to jail because if it was the other way around all the feminists would be saying you should dump his abusive ass and charge him with assault!!!
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