Hi, I was wondering if anyone could give some advice in making a master–slave relationship work? I'm from Canadianland and my bitch lives in Swedenhagen. We love each until something more attractive and available comes along, we tell ourselves pretty little lies about our future, living together, places we'd go together, things I will shove into his raw asshole etc. God I can't say that without squirting acidic liquids in my pants. Brb gotta change panties. Anyway, he hasn't visited me yet even though I've been squishing his raw tender nuts about 10 months now. They're so frail, like little cheese balls. I'm hungry now. I haven't visited him either but my mom can't make me not visit him I'm gonna be 18 soon and that means my mother has to automatically ease her bitchy grasp on me. It's not like she wants the best for me and knows that I'm just making newbie mistakes as an uneducated, very hot-tempered person who likes to catfish people on the internet and then act like they are exempt from all consequences, right? Fuck my mom, that bitch is so annoying, always tells me what I'm doing is "Un-Christian" even though I believe in our lord and savior Jesus of Nazareth? Lol he sounds like a LOTR character. My moby opinions never contradict my beliefs in public so I can shoot them onto the internet. Hopefully no one sees through it lol!!1
My problem is that I feel like the distance is really weighing me down. I don't really do things on my own (my life completely revolves around him, you'll never know how truly unstable I am), but even though we talk everyday I'm really starting to feel that little bit of hopelessness and lack of connection. Probably because this relationship isn't about appreciation but about ownership. Is there any way I can try to spice things up until we can be together and I officially ruin that poor school shooter's life? Also, would it be okay for me to visit him or should he visit first? He's been dropping mad hints that he'll fly out this Christmas, but everything he says sounds the same so I can't tell. It'll end after a couple months anyway, when he realizes how fucking dumb all this shit is. He smears his jizz all over his stomach. What a waste.
Thanks in advance and fuck me numb in the ass ^-^
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