Went to a movie with a group of friends. Well, two girls sat on either side of me. They began rubbing on my thigh and manhood when the movie started... then they each took a handcuff and cuffed a wrist to the armrest of the chair and then unzipped my jeans and pulled them down with my boxer briefs. They were tag-teaming stroking my cock while the movie was going on. They made me cum, and it was hard as hell trying not to make noise to attract attention!!
the one that made me laugh though i shouldn't have was i was dating this guy and he took me out for a meal at a country pub and we just sat down to or meal and this guy's mother (i think that it was his mother) and grabbed him by the ear and gave him a right roasting (telling off) in front of the whole pub about taking her car when he know that it was her night to use the car cause she had bingo i never saw him again after that
We were chilling on top of a hill plateau in the estates overlooking the city skyline in a rather rich city outskirt countryside campus (it was an amazing place) under the stars.
Nearby there was a rugby game going on in a small stadium below us and the cars were parked quite near us but far enough in the distance that you couldn't see well us while standing from the cars.
A police car spots us and decides to slowly drive towards us and stops for a few minutes, rolls the windows down and ask "are you guys okay?" and we're like "um.. yea we're fine". The police rolls the window back up and slowly drives away...
A girl I dated 4 or 5 years ago was so nervous that she started talking about a yeast infection which she had recently been suffering from. Then, she started talking about what it's like to live with IBS. Suffice to say, it wasn't the best date I have been on.
This guy and I met up at kristals, we were going to go to the movies and out to dinner but on the way he stopped at a gas station saying he had to use the bathroom, he was in there forever to the point I was getting worried finally came out and told me that he had been throwing up! WTF! Turns out he took a bunch of pills and got sick. I then made him take me back to my car. He actually had the audacity to ask me for a kiss! Eww. Nope I don't fuckin think so. Never went out with him again. That was the first and last date!
I've never been on a date either. Used to hang out with this guy for a while though and he thought it was a date one time - I picked him up and he ate pizza in my car (romantic) then got out and went on a 20 minute walk on the beach himself because he was so full. Beautiful memories :')
Nice little cheap place for food we went to. The serving lady spoke my dialect, which is sort of rare in the area I live in. My boyfriend got sooo happy that I found 'one of my own'. And made me talk to her and this other lawyer guy who showed up. O_o Umm, sure, I'm happy to find 'my people', but what the hell do I talk to them about? And I was having a nice moment with him too. -_-' Repeat episode when I went to meet him at his university once. O_o He pulled a guy in front of me and said ':D Same language! Talk!'. And left. o_O