What's the worst pickup line you've ever asked or being asked?
I got this when I was in university. A guy approached me in party and said I'm doing a research proposal. Can you tell me are you single?
Most Helpful Guy
I think my worst one was 'my dick just died, can I bury it in you?'
Oh, the days before I learned game...
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What Guys Said 10
Me: Are you trash?
Me: 'cause i'd like to take you out everyday.
I like your clothes, but they would look better on my bedroom floor. LOL
never used it ofc
I asked this girl if the ac was on because "its getting hot in here"
she then asked me if i wanted her to turn the ac on
i had to explain it to her for her to understand..
it was funny when i thought about it not as much when i said it
Girl, if I were a fly I'd be all over you, cause you're the SHIT!
I like coffee do you?
Your place or mine?
I was only passed a pickup gesture ONCE in my life as a girl held my hand and wanted me to be with her at a club. I immediately refused saying "sorry... I'm married"... I still regret that day...
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE XDXDXD
Come sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
I haven't used it, but I've seen friends use it. So funny.
"Your pussy is like a flower, my tomgue is like a bee, do you want us to make some honey?"
What Girls Said 1
Him: "Hey, can you show me the way?"
Me: "To where?"
Him: "To your heart!"
Eww, so cheesy. Worst part is that he was like 13 years old. Kids these days... tryna turn me into a pedobear x_x
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