What's the worst pickup line you've ever asked or being asked?

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I got this when I was in university. A guy approached me in party and said I'm doing a research proposal. Can you tell me are you single?

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I think my worst one was 'my dick just died, can I bury it in you?'

    Oh, the days before I learned game...

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Most Helpful Girl

What Guys Said 10

  • Me: Are you trash?
    Her: What?
    Me: 'cause i'd like to take you out everyday.

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  • I like your clothes, but they would look better on my bedroom floor. LOL
    never used it ofc

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  • I asked this girl if the ac was on because "its getting hot in here"

    she then asked me if i wanted her to turn the ac on
    i had to explain it to her for her to understand..

    it was funny when i thought about it not as much when i said it

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  • Girl, if I were a fly I'd be all over you, cause you're the SHIT!

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  • I like coffee do you?
    Your place or mine?

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  • I was only passed a pickup gesture ONCE in my life as a girl held my hand and wanted me to be with her at a club. I immediately refused saying "sorry... I'm married"... I still regret that day...

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  • "How much does a polar bear weigh?"

    ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE XDXDXD

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  • Come sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
    I haven't used it, but I've seen friends use it. So funny.

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    • My dad used to make this joke about the obviously-pedophilic mall Santas

    • And - The word of the day is legs
      So?
      Come back to my place and spread the word.

  • I do not know

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  • "Your pussy is like a flower, my tomgue is like a bee, do you want us to make some honey?"

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What Girls Said 1

  • Him: "Hey, can you show me the way?"
    Me: "To where?"
    Him: "To your heart!"

    Eww, so cheesy. Worst part is that he was like 13 years old. Kids these days... tryna turn me into a pedobear x_x

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