-At the mall with a couple of my friends
-Just minding my own business
-Suddenly hear "oh my god!" and footsteps running towards me.
-Look back and it's this girl, maybe a 7/10 at best. I just kinda smile and say "yeah?"
-She replies "your hair oh my god, I'm jealous haha"
-Starts stroking my hair, doesn't even ask me or anything just begins feeling my hair up in the middle of the ****ing mall
-Suddenly this bald dude walks up behind her, must have been 5'10, pretty built.. looked similar to this:
-He asks her who I am
-She doesn't reply, continues stroking my hair
-I tell the guy that I don't know her and she just came up to me out of no where
-He grabs his wife and pulls her away from me , dude looks angry as ****
-Tells me to get lost or he'll kick my ass
-Not sherrif srs. I tell him that his girlfriend came up to me , and that I didn't do ****. Tell him to take his bald ass elsewhere.
-He freaks the **** out and starts yelling, telling me that he'll kick my ass and then cut my hair off
-Me and my friends just laugh at him and his girlfriend (possibly wife I don't even know) breaks it up and drags him away
-He looks back at me as he's walking away , dude is legit angry as fuk.
-My friend start yelling at him , calling him mr. clean and shiet.
Crazy how insecure people are..
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Smack the sloot's hand away and tell her she needs to pay for the privilege of touching such hair.1