What would you do if your SO claimed to have formerly been a mermaid/man?

  • Phone Arkham Asylum, this is a Batman villain waiting to happen...
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  • Pack for a day at the beach...
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  • Ask him/her how long s/he can hold his/her breath...
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  • Ask which half was the fishy part...
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  • Climb on top of your unicorn and ride away...
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  • Stab him/her in the heart, because you used to be a Sahuagin...
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What Girls Said 9

  • Be like '... Okay, sweetheart. Is that why you keep your hair so long and spend such a long time in the shower?'

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  • I would get my "oxygen tank" and ask him to take me to the depths of the ocean to visit his underwater world. It would be to meet his non-human family LOL!

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    • would be* nice**

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    • What if the top part were ghe fishy part? And communication were a problem?

    • Well if he is a merman he'll be able to communicate with his family to change their mind about me he'll be able. to teach me their communication skills. 😂😂

  • definitely the beach thing so they can prove it.

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    • I guess it would be pretty cool if whatever made him/her human were reversible at-will...

  • I know this one guy who is a Pisces and he enjoys imaginary things. He likes to think that he is a merman so I tell him he is one because it makes him happy (he's hot, of course.)

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  • I LOVE mermaids so I would find it amusing.

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  • Ask what turned him human

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  • Sooo, if they have been formerly merman/mermaids does that make them transhuman?

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  • Merfolk are cool. He can swim and keep up with me as I ride my unicorn along the beach.

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    • If you really have a unocorn, then what's his name?

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    • Iiiii... have a very different opinion of rainbows now...

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  • Splash him with water and see if he turns!

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    • ... away from you splashing him because that isn'y how it works? 😄

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    • Indubitably

    • Scandalous!

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