My girlfriend was laying on the couch asleep and I walked up beside her, pull down my pants, spread my asscheeks and farted right on her nose. She was very upset about this and told me that she's not going to suck my dick again until I let her fart on my face as payback. I don't know what to do. She's a pro at sucking dick but I don't wanna let her fart in my face. Should I just tell her that I'm not gonna eat her out until she sucks my dick? Why are girls so selfish?
Most Helpful Girl
Maybe you should try and not be such an ass? If she wants to pay you back in that way, let her. She has every right to. I mean you did it, so it must be funny, right? It must be acceptable since you did it? If you're really going to be that selfish and that much of an ass over it, have fun jacking yourself off :) She doesn't owe you anything.1
Most Helpful Guy
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahahhahahahahahahaahhaahahah you are a son of **** man She is right "EYE for an EYE" its crazy men imagine man you are asleep dreaming until a out of nowhere smell comes and just shut you up. You have to bear man eye for eye.0