What's the best pick up line you have or been told?

What's the best pick up line you have or been told?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • I've had a ton of bad pickup lines thrown at me.. But one okay one was, " My doc said I'm missing Vitamin U!" LOOL i died.

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    • Lol comedy!

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    • Thank you for MHO :)

    • No problem

Most Helpful Guy

  • I've heard that one it's aweome.

    It's almost as good as '

    Looking for a STUD? If so all I need is U! cause i already got an S T D

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What Girls Said 3

  • I have a compilation of them but here's some of the best ones:

    "I like your lipstick, I'd like to lick it off too."

    "I know why you dyed your hair like that... you're a phoenix, you rise from the ashes. Number?"

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    • Lmao! I'd bust out laughing in their faces. Why?

  • I've been told I'd say u look like you are from heaven but something this hot can only come from hell

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  • Omfg

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What Guys Said 5

  • https://cdn.meme.am/instances/62644869.jpg

    Jokes aside, the best wasn't even a line at all. I was bouncing back in college, posted up at the door to an outdoor deck, this chick comes walking up looking dead into my eyes, she gets to me, says nothing, turns around, drops her ass down low and then dragged it up the front of my legs on the way back up, and then continued out the door, not coming to talk to me until later. I was shocked. I was like "this can't be real life"😂😂😂
    3.bp.blogspot.com/.../942064_5493_WxLKB1Txu0.gif

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  • Best pick up line?

    I have never been told any.

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  • Nice shoes wanna fuck

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  • They say it's rude to point.
    *Looks down at crotch*
    In this case I'd take it as a compliment.

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  • That was kinda badass.
    *takes ice from drink, smash it on the floor* now that I broke the ice, won't you buy me a drink?

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