Mine was a girl that admitted to stabbing her ex in the leg because her boyfriend didn't buy her an iPad. She didn't go to jail because her boyfriend claimed it was an accident. *Ummm... Waiter... Check please!"
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WHAT THEE FAAWWKKK!! ahhahaha nahh yoo! damnnn
hahah i wouldn't even have asked for the check in front of her because she might have just been crazy enough to stab me there and then!! pff hahah
I might have just accidentally dipped out! haha jk jk...
But i guess my craziest red flag has only been a guy who told me the first time we spoke "Where have you been alll my life?"
Meaning he was a bit possesive and overly needy. That's it.. I never actually really had a red flat while on a first or second date..
Hmm.. maybe now that I think about it, it could be that one time, a guy I went on a date with few weeks ago told me right when we just met "people (or girls) get upset with me because I dont respond texts right away"... while they are on their phone 24/7.
I then told him, well dont worry, you're not going to have that with me ;)
After 2 weeks, he started taking long to respond and my last message he didn't respond.. so now I know, he was probably just fucking around and looking for some fun and didn't have the decency to actually leave but ghost me.. Should have picked up on it when he said it, but I guess I didn't care enough to - since I was also only looking for some fun, just a shame the fun ended rather early.. Boring poop! haha his lost :p lol4
Most Helpful Guy
I saw seeing this older girl once. She was 29 at the time, and I must have been 21-22. We met via friends at a party. She was like in full predator mode the whole night. She was like a lioness in heat. She had a very soft, subtle, but confident mack.
Ther were a few instances that I hadn't really picked up on before. We were in a cafe/lounge once, and this group of younger girls (18-22) sat at the table next to us. She whispered in my ear, "Which one do you want to take back home? Let me know and I'll make it happen."
Then, we were at a bar in Brooklyn, and there was a deep couch there, and we started making out... like really making out... like XXX-rated making out... and the manager literally came up to us and told us to stop or get out.
But none of that sort of clicked or registered in my head. I don't really know what I was thinking. I think that's the problem, I wasn't thinking. I wasn't even attracted to her. I mean, she wasn't ugly. But I wasn't moved by her face, and all I kept thinking when I looked at her body was, "God, she looks so old." I honestly think I was just having sex with her because all my friends thought she was hot, and were sort of vicariously living through me (I know, very stupid reason to have sex and date someone).
Then, we took my dad's boat out to Long Island one day, it was just the two of us. She started saying these crazy things, like, "Work just isn't for me. I tried it, but I don't like it. I just see myself more at home, being a good mother with kids, and cooking for you for when you come home, and wearing sexy outfits to surprise you when YOU come back from work."
I like didn't know how to be in my own body. I swear, part of my wanted to slap her across the face. First, to wake her up and hopefully snap her out of it. Second, because I honestly felt really insulted. She looked at me like this naive idiot young guy that she honestly believed would fall for something like that?
So, we continued the date, and after that, I just sort of ended it. I was like, why the F am I still seeing this girl? Where is this going? Nowhere. Adios1